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« on: August 07, 2003, 07:14:18 PM »
I've been getting this spam questioning whether or not I can please my woman...

and I'm wondering...

WHO TALKED?
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2003, 07:23:40 PM »
I get these ALL THE TIME.  

My c*ck is fine the way it is, thank you.
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2003, 07:43:21 PM »
My favorite spam subject line ever:

"SATISFY YOUR WOMAN, YOU PINDICK"

It's the only time I've actually been abused by spam.
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2003, 07:53:37 PM »
I got spam that made me cry once.

It was a coupon for disposable diapers.  But it was just so beautifully written.
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2003, 08:09:55 PM »
Please forward these to me, I need all the help I can get.
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2003, 08:26:45 PM »
Capn, all you need to do is take a really hot bath. Soak for a long time, until your body is hot all the way through and supple. Now, grab the tip of the object in question, and pull it out to the desired length. Hold it in this position until the body cools down. Voila! No herbs or drugs or pumps needed!
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2003, 08:28:36 PM »
My current favorites are the ones appealing to my (assumed) naked greed.

"LEARN HOW TO STUFF YOUR POCKETS WITH FREE $$$"

"ALMOST NO WORK AND HUGE $$$"

It's like the $ signs are going to overwhelm any judgement I might have.

My wife loves the ad copy for the c*ck enlargement ads.

I think that's why they make her giggle
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2003, 08:41:25 PM »
HELP ME.
I AM A PERSONAL ASSISTUNT, ADMIN. FOR PRESIDENT KABUTO IN NAIROBEE. UNFORTUNEDLY, A VISHUS DICTATOR HAS TAKEN HOLD OF THE POWER AND IS FORMING AN EVIL LEFTWING REJIME.
PRESIDENT KABUTO HAD MILLIONS SAVED THROUGH HIS, GENEROUS CHARITUBLE SAVINGS, AND I RECWIRE HELP FREEING IT FROM THE GRASPS OF THIS DICTATER.
IF YOU SUPPLY ME WITH YOUR BANK ACKOWNT DETAILS, I WILL DEPOSIT THE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. FROM THERE I WILL BE ABUL TO MOVE IT LATER, LEAVING YOU WITH 10 PURCENT OF THE APPROCKSIMATELY FOURTEIN MILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS.
PLEEZE SEE IT IN YOUR HEART TO HELP A COUNTRY WITHOUT A DECENT ACKADEMIC SYSTEM, AND INFERIOUR KEYBOARDS.
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2003, 08:57:51 PM »
lol slink

God, I get about 400 of those a day.
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2003, 09:10:13 PM »
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God, I get about 400 of those a day.


Don't we all!
Some day I want to actually sit and watch someone reply to it with their bank details. Oh how we'd laugh!
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2003, 09:41:09 PM »
Somebody tell me why I would want a GIANT hoss COCK!!!!! 59KGOL4, and what I would do with it.
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2003, 10:21:13 PM »
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Somebody tell me why I would want a GIANT hoss COCK!!!!! 59KGOL4, and what I would do with it.

I think this can be best summed up by my personal favorite spam subject ever:

YOUR COCK SO BIG USE IT AS A WEAPON
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