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« on: May 23, 2004, 12:12:31 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2004, 01:45:11 AM »
I'm all down with hella tomatos in my back yard. Also two massive potato plants, among many other things.
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2004, 09:18:57 PM »
Eat Tomatos More Frequently has developed into a sort of a motto for me.  It began as a bit of improv comedy in prank form.  Just behind the house I grew up in from age 7 til 19 ran a rail line.  Back in those days all of the street crossings were at grade so waiting for a train to pass through was a common scene in my memory of youth.  On one such occasion while waiting at the crossing with my Mother and some other people, a car passed by stenciled in huge letters "ETMF."  Having just learned a day or two earlier from my father that those letters stood for East Texas Motor Freight I decided to share my new found knowledge.  So I asked "Hey, I'll bet you don't know what that means."  So my mother who has this huge silly streak spouted out "Eat Tomatos..." and I, who has an equally huge silly streak completed her thought "More Frequently" I said, "How did you know that?"  "Really" she said, that's incredible, I was just making that up."  Well that's as far as it got because I couldn't keep a straight face.  My Mom is a good sport so we had a great laugh.  After that Eat Tomatos More Frequently became a part of our lexicon.  Since I love tomatos so much I think it's a perfect motto for me or anyone who loves tomatos like I do.

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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2004, 09:22:48 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2004, 10:05:17 PM »
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Eat Tomatos More Frequently has developed into a sort of a motto for me.  It began as a bit of improv comedy in prank form.  Just behind the house I grew up in from age 7 til 19 ran a rail line.  Back in those days all of the street crossings were at grade so waiting for a train to pass through was a common scene in my memory of youth.  On one such occasion while waiting at the crossing with my Mother and some other people, a car passed by stenciled in huge letters "ETMF."  Having just learned a day or two earlier from my father that those letters stood for East Texas Motor Freight I decided to share my new found knowledge.  So I asked "Hey, I'll bet you don't know what that means."  So my mother who has this huge silly streak spouted out "Eat Tomatos..." and I, who has an equally huge silly streak completed her thought "More Frequently" I said, "How did you know that?"  "Really" she said, that's incredible, I was just making that up."  Well that's as far as it got because I couldn't keep a straight face.  My Mom is a good sport so we had a great laugh.  After that Eat Tomatos More Frequently became a part of our lexicon.  Since I love tomatos so much I think it's a perfect motto for me or anyone who loves tomatos like I do.

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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2004, 12:56:23 AM »
Oh Jough your vacation is just making you crankier you are so mean.
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2004, 01:04:41 AM »
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Wow, that's a really cute story.

Make sure you tell your boyfriend that one after you're done sucking each others' dicks.

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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2004, 01:12:43 AM »
Uh, Paul are you waiting 2 months to show us the progress of your tomato plant, or are you not aware that it's May instead of March?  Or did your tomatoes fall into a chrono-synclastic infundilubum?
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2004, 01:22:40 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2004, 01:24:22 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2004, 01:25:05 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2004, 01:26:35 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2004, 01:49:09 AM »
Well, OK then.
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2004, 02:31:22 AM »
The kid's ok, though, right? I mean, the plant didn't do anything bad, right? Because that kid looks haunted.

also, you know how when some people go on vacation, they just end up hanging around the house?
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