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« on: May 31, 2004, 02:39:57 PM »
My bestfriend's getting married in a couple of months and I sent her this link to keep her sense of humour intact:

I have to warn you some of the later pictures envolve nudity, but the earlier ones just envolve mullets...

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/picturebooks/23_mulleted_matrimony/index.html

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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2004, 02:10:48 PM »
What the hell?  A stripper wedding?

And that Flyers wedding... jeez, I love hockey, but no way.
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2004, 03:14:52 PM »
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What the hell?  A stripper wedding?

And that Flyers wedding... jeez, I love hockey, but no way.

Exactly my thoughts . . . the Flyers?
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2004, 03:32:25 PM »
I used to work with a woman who got married on a golf course.
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2004, 03:58:59 PM »
I went to a wedding this weekend where the Dixie Chicks' "White Trash Wedding" was on the soundtrack.  

It was in fact true that she should not have been wearing white, and the groom couldn't afford no ring.
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2004, 04:33:23 PM »
It seems we have a conundrum. Which is worse: Flyers wedding or klingon wedding? What about a Ren Faire wedding?
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2004, 04:42:07 PM »
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It seems we have a conundrum. Which is worse: Flyers wedding or klingon wedding? What about a Ren Faire wedding?

How can any of those be right?

My fiancee and I are strongly, strongly considering getting married here.
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2004, 05:22:03 PM »
What would an Achewood wedding look like?  Say, Phillippe and Ultra Peanut finally tie the knot...
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2004, 07:43:28 PM »
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What would an Achewood wedding look like?  Say, Phillippe and Ultra Peanut finally tie the knot...

I was about to say that that would be two-timing and thus merit INCREDIBLE DEATH, but I guess he is a widower and all, isn't he?

The sad thing is that my SO has alluded several times to wanting a RenFaire sort of wedding. As time goes by, this has changed from a slightly amusing thought to a point of practical concern; I sort of hope that he'll depend on traditional subdivisions of wedding-prep duties so I can at least say my parents vetoed it.

(If my parents don't veto it, I'll have to flee into the night.)
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2004, 08:15:44 PM »
There could be worse things than a Ren Faire wedding.

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Ok, how about a NASCAR wedding (or would that be a NASCAR hitchin'?)
 
An Olsen twins wedding.

Manilow nuptuals.
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2004, 08:56:30 PM »
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Ok, how about a NASCAR wedding (or would that be a NASCAR hitchin'?)

I think the rasslin' wedding would be worse than that. All standing inside a ring, , all showing the bride on the NuptialTron cutting a promo on the groom's old girlfriends, all pyro and theme music as the bride walks down the aisle, somebody getting smacked in the head with a STEEEEEL chair.

And if you had it Mexico you'd need a 6-sided ring and everybody wearing masks.
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2004, 09:30:25 PM »
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Ok, how about a NASCAR wedding (or would that be a NASCAR hitchin'?)


I read an Ann Landers column some years ago where some poor girl wrote, "My finacee is insisting that we have a NASCAR-themed wedding.  He wants to wear a NASCAR driver's suit and have his groomsmen dressed as pit crew.  I want a traditional wedding, but he won't hear it.  What do you think?"

Sadly, Ann's answer was not "RUN, GIRL!  fuck*ng RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2004, 10:49:49 PM »
I don't know, I find the sneering on that page a little too vitriolic, and a little on the classist side.
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2004, 11:56:02 PM »
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I think the rasslin' wedding would be worse than that. All standing inside a ring, all showing the bride on the NuptialTron cutting a promo on the groom's old girlfriends, all pyro and theme music as the bride walks down the aisle, somebody getting smacked in the head with a STEEEEEL chair.

And if you had it Mexico you'd need a 6-sided ring and everybody wearing masks.


Someone. Quick. Marry me. This is the most awesome idea ever.

I would totally want to come out and climb up on the turnbuckle, resplendent in my feather-trimmed robe, name all embroidered across the back, and thrust the rings (which would have to weigh ten pounds each and have inset lacquered American flags) up into the air triumphantly. I want all the roles traditionally filled by children to be midgets, dressed in unitards with airbrushed-on tuxedo fronts. I want a Spanish Announce Buffet Table. Surely any woman would be proud and delighted to hear Her Man emit an ear-piercing WHOOOOOO instead of a wishy-washy "I do".
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2004, 12:59:36 AM »
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I don't know, I find the sneering on that page a little too vitriolic, and a little on the classist side.


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Let's all point at her and laugh.  I think it'll make us feel better about ourselves.
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