Split! Babies and Baby names...and stuff...

[AlohaDawg]

Hey, I know you guys are full of love. I'm just agin' the eatin' of babies is all.
Plus, early in the process, when yer old and junk, you worry more about stuff.  

There will be floppy ears, hopefully part of a costume.

Name suggestions are welcomed.

[Choop]

How about: Jaqui Malouf

(the poor woman
all forgotten since Bobby McFlay quit havin' that show
all not knowin' how to cook
all being vapid eye candy)

Okay, nevermind

[St_Zartan]

How about: Jaqui Malouf

Having never heard of this woman, I spent about thirty seconds trying to work out the dirty joke that I clearly wasn't getting.

Names that make people think "there is a dirty joke in here somewhere" should probably be ruled out due to potential punishment.

EDIT: I GUESS IT COULD BE SOMEONE WITH THEIR MOUTH FULL (OR SOMETHING) SAYING "JACKING 'EM ALL OFF"

[side_show]

Hey, I know you guys are full of love. I'm just agin' the eatin' of babies is all.
Plus, early in the process, when yer old and junk, you worry more about stuff.  

There will be floppy ears, hopefully part of a costume.

Name suggestions are welcomed.

*tisk,tisk* breeder.

As for names, here is possibly the meanest site for mocking bad baby names http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/

I would also like to suggest Coco, or Apple.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Love that site.  I told anyone who asked that our baby was going to be "Rodona Maddysyn."

[jay-ell]

We've decided on Hero Elizabeth for a girl or Adrian Pearson for a boy.  

This discussion has suddenly become much more relevant, somehow.

[side_show]

We've decided on Hero Elizabeth for a girl or Adrian Pearson for a boy.  

This discussion has suddenly become much more relevant, somehow.

Now that you're skinny the desire to expand had become stronger.  Interesting.

[jay-ell]

Now that you're skinny the desire to expand had become stronger.  Interesting.

Not the desire to expand, really -- but at this point I think it's too late to change my mind.

[andalucia]

Apple

Ah, an allusion to what's her face and that bobbly-headed guy from Coldplay?  Being blessed with two plant names myself, I sent a resounding FUCK YOU to those paticularly short-sighted parents on hearing of that one.

It's all about striking the balance between normal and STUPID.  My father always cites apocryphal babies named Hashpipe when I accuse him of having given me a "stupid hippie name".  I was almost named Zoë (the tréma (I don't know the names of accents in English) being very important), and I think that is a rad name, having a z (that's zed, not zee) in it and all.

We've decided on Hero Elizabeth for a girl or Adrian Pearson for a boy.  

This discussion has suddenly become much more relevant, somehow.

Yay JL!  (And Pedro!)  Glad tidings, and whatnot.   Adrian Pearson's a nice name, but as a Canadian, I find it just evokes Former Prime Minister Lester B. Pearson.  This shouldn't be too much of a problem though, unless you have big issues with peacekeeping and Nobel Prizes and stuff.  But I must ask, why Hero?  No offense intended.

[side_show]

Now that you're skinny the desire to expand had become stronger.  Interesting.

Not the desire to expand, really -- but at this point I think it's too late to change my mind.

It's never to late to adopt, or invest in scary technology and grow a baby in a vat of liquid in a lab.

As for the name "Hero" I think you should take a page from the book of crazy spelling for baby names and spell it "Gyro."  Then maybe AlohaDawg will eat your baby!

Our closest friends are working on making a baby and my other bestfriend who is getting married in a month and a half has a plan to have a baby in under three years.  My guy and I have absolutly no plans for reproducing ever - he has a younger sibling that was born when he was 15, so he's seen his share of poopy, and me, I just don't like the little flesh sacks.  But then I have heard that they make good eating: Willie "I'm Hungry for Baby" Nelson can't be wrong! (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2003/11/14black.html), Swift would be proud!

[AugustWest]

As for the name "Hero" I think you should take a page from the book of crazy spelling for baby names and spell it "Gyro."  Then maybe AlohaDawg will eat your baby!

Only if you also have some tzatziki sauce.

[AugustWest]

Now that you're skinny the desire to expand had become stronger.  Interesting.

Not the desire to expand, really -- but at this point I think it's too late to change my mind.

Is this an announcement?

[side_show]

It's all about striking the balance between normal and STUPID.  My father always cites apocryphal babies named Hashpipe when I accuse him of having given me a "stupid hippie name".  I was almost named Zoë (the tréma (I don't know the names of accents in English) being very important), and I think that is a rad name, having a z (that's zed, not zee) in it and all.

....as a Canadian, I find it just evokes Former Prime Minister Lester B. Pearson.  This shouldn't be too much of a problem though, unless you have big issues with peacekeeping and Nobel Prizes and stuff.  But I must ask, why Hero?  No offense intended.

1) Whenever he meets someone with a hippy name my guy later mutters to me "their parents must hatethem!"
2) I know a pot head I went to university with named her daughter Sativa.  Ha. Ha. Ha.
3)  I also thought of Lester B. Pearson, but at least he's a not-so-bad guy -it's not like Steven Harper.  That'd be oh, so bad!

[side_show]

Now that you're skinny the desire to expand had become stronger.  Interesting.

Not the desire to expand, really -- but at this point I think it's too late to change my mind.

Is this an announcement?

Hey, yeah, I was so busy thinking up witty remarks about lamb meat and flatbread that this slipped by me!  Spill it!

[jay-ell]

Now that you're skinny the desire to expand had become stronger.  Interesting.

Not the desire to expand, really -- but at this point I think it's too late to change my mind.

Is this an announcement?

Yes.  Yes, it is.  

At least, it's as close as you're going to get.