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« on: July 30, 2004, 08:25:27 PM »

Yes, PCP will do that to you.  Godfather of Soul, yes.  Model Citizen?  Hardly.

I hope Ray does something useful with Waterbury, like have him use his extensive knowledge of James Brown to help Ray stop fakin' the funk.



On a more personal note, first post, new daily thread!  I feel like a winner, for about eight seconds.
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2004, 08:29:24 PM »

acoxcae, You...Are...Rad!

Could you even be the Godfather of Soul and a model citizen at the same time?  

Hmmm.....

Godfather of Soul + Model Citizen = Rev. Al Green (The Ned Flanders of Soul)
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2004, 08:36:29 PM »

I think we may just have a winner for best alt. text ever.

It reminds me of the famous "then he threw a chimny at us" line from the Tick.
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2004, 08:51:45 PM »

The mental image of flying into a rage and pitching the nearest thing handy at some one is funny, but when the nearest thing is a wife it's just...better.

I think cort's right.

Ray's peccadillos are going to seem pretty placid next to spouse chuckin'.




NOTE: I would never pitch a spouse, due to the possibility of PUNISHMENT
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If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2004, 08:58:36 PM »

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Ray's peccadillos are going to seem pretty placid next to spouse chuckin'.



"So, when my friend the murderer shows up with some knives and a cape you just bring him along to the room where me and the kids are waiting. Cool?"
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2004, 09:24:48 PM »

Quote from: "PinkStainlessTail Posing as Ray"
"So, when my friend the murderer shows up with some knives and a cape you just bring him along to the room where me and the kids are waiting. Cool?"


Quote from: "Asherdan posing as Waterbury"
"You might want to consider, Sir, that this may result in some unpleasantness for you"


Ray'll listen to reason, especially from someone with a patina of culture to play on his insecurities.
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2004, 09:48:52 PM »

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