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« on: September 30, 2004, 02:20:17 AM »
People should be so romantic:

How Porcupines git Bizzy, yo
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2004, 02:30:43 AM »
I'm so using that the next time anyone asks me that question.

"So, V-Adore's Real Name, how do porcupines have sex?"

"With a powerful stream of urine as foreplay, Example Person! Cheesy"
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2004, 05:10:56 AM »
What in the euphemism?
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2004, 07:35:39 AM »
Also, the Journal of Irreproducible Results is one of the funniest things out there to read, I recommend it highly.
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2004, 01:21:12 PM »
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People should be so romantic:

How Porcupines git Bizzy, yo

I tried this last night. The SO was no pleased and now my bed is all damp.

Also, the stick kind of hurt. But at least there were no splinters.
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2004, 05:35:09 PM »
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I tried this last night. The SO was no pleased and now my bed is all damp.


Perhaps you lacked the requisite "vim, vigor and action".
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2004, 07:02:41 PM »
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People should be so romantic:

How Porcupines git Bizzy, yo

I tried this last night. The SO was no pleased and now my bed is all damp.

Also, the stick kind of hurt. But at least there were no splinters.


In the interests of science, though, did she" either 1) object vocally, 2) strike with her front paws, as though boxing, 3) threaten or try to bite, or 4) shake off the urine and run away."

Or was she ready for mating?  ("the female did not object strongly to this shower. This courtship routine occurred several times in the days or weeks leading up to copulation")
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2004, 07:20:55 PM »
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In the interests of science, though, did she" either 1) object vocally, 2) strike with her front paws, as though boxing, 3) threaten or try to bite, or 4) shake off the urine and run away."

Or was she ready for mating?  ("the female did not object strongly to this shower. This courtship routine occurred several times in the days or weeks leading up to copulation")

I guess the closest was 3) threaten or try to stab me and call the cops
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2004, 11:51:50 PM »
You go pee pee on you girlfriend!  You so funny!
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