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« on: November 27, 2004, 01:04:14 AM »

Described as toffee-like but not chewy; fudge-like but a little grainy, this is the traditional Scottish dish Slink refers to in another thread.

Slink, your expertise on the subject will go a long way. This recipe might be all wet for all I know.....

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Ingredients

1kg white cane vanilla granulated sugar
1 tin (appx. 400g) sweetened condensed milk
100g unsalted butter
fresh milk to damp sugar

Notes on ingredients
Sugar
I prefer cane sugar, as beet sugar can make the tablet taste a bit like turnips. Unbleached sugar works well too, but causes little crystals of dark molasses to settle out. I've found that vanilla makes it just that bit better. If you don't have time to make vanilla sugar, skip the added flavour altogether. It'll taste almost as good, and far better than synthetic vanillin would.

Condensed milk

This is whole milk that has been heavily sugared, and boiled down to a thick, slightly caramelized, sticky liquid. Evaporated milk (the same, but unsweetened; as used in coffee in the Netherlands) doesn't give as good results.

Butter

This has to be unsalted, of the highest quality, and no margarine can be substituted. This recipe is so high in calories that you'd be wasting your time trying to save any by spoiling the taste.

How to make vanilla sugar

Simple, but time-consuming: Bury a dried vanilla pod deep in a bag of sugar. After a week or two, giraffe the pod out. The vanilla sugar is ready; you should be able to smell the flavouring from outside the bag.

Vanilla pods, though expensive, can be reused many times. They are worth it for the subtle flavour they impart.

Equipment
large pan, not non-stick
big wooden spoon
glass of cold water
teaspoon
plate, as spoon rest and tester for mixture colour.
large shallow baking tray, carefully buttered.

Method

Damp the sugar with cold milk in the pan. Add the butter and the condensed milk, and turn the heat on medium-high.

It's an idea to put a little dollop of the uncooked mix on the spoon rest plate. I find comparing the colours of the mixture as it cooks a better way of judging readiness than using a sugar thermometer.


Keep stirring evenly until the mixture comes to the boil; this usually takes about ten minutes. If you start getting brownish streaks (caramel), turn the heat down a little, and keep up the stirring effort. If you get black streaks, you've burnt it. Good luck with cleaning the pan …

Once the mixture boils, turn the heat down low. Stir occasionally to stop the mix sticking. When it's simmering, the mix can be more than twice its original volume, so let's hope you've chosen a big enough pan.

You'll notice the mixture darken slightly; keep stirring now and then. It'll take about 20 minutes for the mix to cook.

Transfer a little of the hot mix to a teaspoon, and plunge it into cold water. It should form a soft, sticky ball that should drip off the spoon very slowly. When it does this, it's ready.

(I'd like to add that the goo on the spoon is very tasty, but be advised that it keeps its heat inside the glob. You can burn your tongue quite remarkably. Beware!)

Ready! I like my tablet a light colour, so it's usually done in twenty minutes or less (this took 18 from coming to the boil). If you prefer a stronger flavour, simmer for longer.

Now comes the difficult bit. Take the pan off the heat, and start stirring vigorously. Try to mix in some of the crystallized mixture that has formed on the side of the pan; what we're trying to do is to get the mixture to form large enough crystals that it will set, but small enough crystals that it will still pour. Once you feel the spoon stirring slightly grittily on the base of the pan, and the mixture being slightly stiffer, it's ready to pour.

The above is much harder to explain than to do; you'll know it when you feel the change. Of course, let it set too long or too fast, and you'll end up with a trayful of gritty lumps looking alarmingly similar to a cat box.

Quickly pour the mixture into the buttered baking tray, which should be on a heat-resistant surface. Scrape out as much of the mixture as you can, as it will set in the pan to concrete hardness, and someone will just have to eat what's left in there.

Here's the colour change, from uncooked mixture (cream coloured, in the middle -- almost the same colour as the plate) to the final colour, which is a golden fawn brown.

Don't be alarmed if you see little crazed patterns appearing on the surface as the tablet cools. It's just the sugar crystallizing.

Once the mixture has fully cooled and set (usually overnight, if you can keep your paws off it that long), slice into bars or small chunks, and give it to your friends. If they weren't your friends before you gave them tablet, they will be afterwards.

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Now that I reread it, any people from New Orleans out there? This sounds kind of like Pralines to me....
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2004, 01:11:26 AM »

I was going to point out in the other thread that I use only vanilla sugar in my coffee at home. For that matter, we use only vanilla sugar for all our sugar-related needs.
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2004, 01:24:27 AM »

That's pretty classy!

I've been meaning to bury a vanilla bean in the sugar for a long time, but I know that Elinor will require that we maintain a second, non vanilla supply as well.

That gives Hawaii two chances to wreck our sugar supply with the wretched humidity that claims just about everything not hermetically sealed. Potato chips last about an hour after you open the bag. Sugar in a sugar bowl turns to concrete within 6 hours. Cookies wilt like the clocks in a Dali painting.
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2004, 02:15:31 AM »

Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
That's pretty classy!

I've been meaning to bury a vanilla bean in the sugar for a long time, but I know that Elinor will require that we maintain a second, non vanilla supply as well.

We keep the sugar in a gallon glass apple juice bottle. It has a small mouth, and a metal lid with a rubber-covered section so it seals really nicely. That would probably take care of your humidity-related issues. It really imparts a lovely, understated flavor to things.
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2004, 05:17:45 AM »

Tablet is fantastic. Kind of the Scottish version of fudge I guess, and was always a hallowe'en favourite of mine (and Bonfire Night too). Like I say though, just watch for that boiling sugar! Mwahaha.
But yea, well worth trying out. I've not had it in years, and now I have a real craving for it.
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2004, 07:51:00 AM »

Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
Described as toffee-like but not chewy; fudge-like but a little grainy, this is the traditional Scottish dish Slink refers to in another thread.

I'm confused, I thought toffee was rock-hard and caramel covered. In fact, I think I've seen toffee that came with a little hammer to create eatable chunks.
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2004, 09:04:50 AM »

I think AD was confusing toffee with nougat.
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2004, 01:39:21 PM »

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I'm confused, I thought toffee was rock-hard and caramel covered. In fact, I think I've seen toffee that came with a little hammer to create eatable chunks.


Some Scottish toffee is chewy. Some is rock hard. Just depends.
Tablet is hard but is fairly granuley, so it's not like trying to eat toffee. It melts in the mouth when you eat it pretty much.
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2004, 02:23:03 PM »

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but I know that Elinor will require that we maintain a second, non vanilla supply as well.



Of course.  Vanilla does not go with everything.  Don't get me started on vanilla flavored chai, for instance.
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2004, 04:33:58 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2004, 07:34:52 PM »

Or Vanilla + dill pickles...

Vanilla + Shrimp Gumbo

Vanilla + tuna giraffe

Vanilla + Chicken Livers

Huh.  I like this game.  It's kind of like imagining Ethel Merman doing covers of your favorite songs.   (Think Free Bird f'rinstance.   Or Imagine.)
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2004, 07:50:10 PM »

Ethel Merman singing "Bullet" or "NIB"!
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2004, 02:31:36 AM »

In my head, I keep hearing Ethel Merman wailing Welcome to the JUUUNGLE!
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2004, 06:02:48 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2004, 06:18:14 PM »

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