Unless I Rip Van Winkled a day away?
jough, it's worse than that, it's the year 2525 and the aliens have taken over the capital. They want your clothes jough, they want your clothes! Quickly, you are the last free human, you have to hide
all your clothes in the basement, even the ones you are wearing. We know that the aliens can not tolerate the songs of the old-earth singer Christina Agulera, but they have destroied all copies of her songs.
You're our last hope jough! You must run out in the street naked singing the songs of the historical slut! So that we captive humans can learn the songs for ourselves and throw off the shackles of alien opression
Go! GO NOW!