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« on: April 28, 2005, 09:52:55 AM »
God damn roller skate.

Who knows, maybe Téodor will find a Molly of his own now.
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2005, 12:15:36 PM »
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God damn roller skate.

Who knows, maybe Téodor will find a Molly of his own now.


Sounds like Teodor needed to heed the words of C. Everett Koop. Next time, Teodor, next time.

I find your smoking ... most disturbing.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 12:18:10 PM »
No one survives Breast Attack on Fuck Mountain. Not even Téodor.

Wait, the roller skate has been involved in or a witness to how many deaths again?
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 12:27:42 PM »
Actually we might find out whether heaven is still even there, or at least get to see trouble man and no no again.

Toddster:  Excepting beef's suicide and ray's tofutti cutie fatalaty because they weren't violent deaths I think most of them, he (it, I'm characterising a roller skate) was there for Beef's first two (first time ray slipped, the second time phillipe was wearing it), it was in the background for cornelius's shooting, and of course it was responsible for the french fry.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 12:30:37 PM »
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Actually we might find out whether heaven is still even there, or at least get to see trouble man and no no again.

Toddster:  Excepting beef's suicide and ray's tofutti cutie fatalaty because they weren't violent deaths I think most of them, he (it, I'm characterising a roller skate) was there for Beef's first two (first time ray slipped, the second time phillipe was wearing it), it was in the background for cornelius's shooting, and of course it was responsible for the french fry.


We covered this, back in the Dumbrella days I think; the roller skate is the equivalent of the oranges in the Godfather movies.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 12:38:16 PM »
Mmm I'm aware of the symbolism, I was just summarising which deaths it was there for.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2005, 12:48:47 PM »
Serializer has what I believe is the only non-fatal roller skate appearance on record. Although Ray does look like he's going down on Beef, which is even worse.

Teodor gets wings? Nobody else got wings! Maybe they fall off once you actually reach heaven. Ooo, or they're extendable like cats' claws.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 12:50:51 PM »
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Serializer has what I believe is the only non-fatal roller skate appearance on record. Although Ray does look like he's going down on Beef, which is even worse.

Teodor gets wings? Nobody else got wings! Maybe they fall off once you actually reach heaven. Ooo, or they're extendable like cats' claws.



The serializer one was fatal: what died was Ray's last shreds of heterosexuality.
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 01:23:43 PM »
How the hell is this thread not titled "breast attack on fuck mountain?"  What the hell people.  What. the. hell.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2005, 01:24:43 PM »
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Serializer has what I believe is the only non-fatal roller skate appearance on record. Although Ray does look like he's going down on Beef, which is even worse.

Teodor gets wings? Nobody else got wings! Maybe they fall off once you actually reach heaven. Ooo, or they're extendable like cats' claws.



The serializer one was fatal: what died was Ray's last shreds of heterosexuality.

This would explain some things.

Anyway, I approve of this wholeheartedly. At least "Teodor in Heaven" should be a different arc, and it was about time that someone other than Beef drew the short straw.

Also, has there ever been a more embarrassing death?
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2005, 01:51:02 PM »
Awesome.  I am a big fan of internal consistency.
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2005, 01:52:46 PM »
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Anyway, I approve of this wholeheartedly. At least "Teodor in Heaven" should be a different arc, and it was about time that someone other than Beef drew the short straw.

Also, has there ever been a more embarrassing death?

I just realized that this will be our first stuffed animal death. All previous deaths have been of beings that were alive in the traditional humans-were-aware-of-it sense.
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2005, 02:02:53 PM »
Indeed - we don't even know if stuffed animals go to the same heaven!  New theological ground is being broken here.  The ramifications could be far-reaching!
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2005, 02:11:17 PM »
Remember when we used to feel BAD when a character died?
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2005, 02:16:08 PM »
Who knows, maybe Téodor will find a Molly of his own now.

Isn't Teodore gay?  I know he had a thing for Penny way back when, but after what Philippe found under his pillow...    I guess I'm in doubt about Teodor's orientation.

He is good with graphics, too.
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