Blogs of August (Blogust?) 2005

[Lister]

I managed to watch a few minutes of both shows that Chris would have us vote on.  Does anyone else hate laugh tracks on almost a cellular level?

Presumably they just used it because live audiences require money and space, but damn.  Laugh tracks suck like head cancer and are only slightly less fatal.

[Null]

I think it would be totally Achewoodian if the guy who chased Teodore was also the guy (Darius) who was recently Ray's pool cleaner.  He had to be nice all the time around Ray (though that didn't work) and had to get his meanness out in other avenues.

Teodore is lucky he was not chased by pale green ##### with nobody inside them.

[Null]

A common word for "trousers" is censored?

[AlohaDawg]

A common word for "trousers" is censored?

Particularly if they are being worn by a *****.

[CortJstr]

A common word for "trousers" is censored?

Particularly if they are being worn by a #####.

Freakin' ##### wearing *****s. Think they're so big. I show them.

[Null]

Freakin' ****** wearing *****s. Think they're so big. I show them.

You show them...just how big they are? Wearing #####?  Using a measuring tape?  One that measures the waist and/or inseam of...#####?

"He's really out of shape.  He runs up and down the driveway, then stops by the front door, and he just stands there and #####."

P is for Philippe
A is for Architect David Vincent
N is for Nice Pete
T is for Teodor
S is for Stainless Steel Swiss Cheese.

Ha ha I said the bad word a lot of times...I rock completely.  If it's okay with everyone, I mean.

[jough]

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