Todd: Like Owner Like Squirrel

[Bobby Isosceles]

http://www.local6.com/news/4872001/detail.html

"The claws are very sharp, I guess he mistook me for a tree," officer Flowers said. "The squirrel was moving at such speed, I didn't see it and neither did my partner standing shoulder-length away from me."

Flowers drove to a hospital after the attack while other officers captured Spanky the squirrel and arrested its owner.

[Golfhaus]

Typical humanist media.

Certainly, that woman was just the woman Todd was getting his swerve on with. Owner, indeed. I would just as much wager that TODD was the "owner" in that relationship.