is this kosher?

[theinevitable]

Edit: god damn, it wouldn't let me link to the picture.

Anyway, I wanted to use a picture that someone had on here as my usericon/avatar/whatever. It was the panel when Phillipe tries to put the pork chops into the applesauce (or rather: imagines himself doing it).
Does anyone remember whose picture that was? Is it a horrible horrible theft to use it myself?

I'll try to find someplace where I can post it so that I can link to it...

[miles]

Is that Philippe's pork chop and applesauce?

[theinevitable]

exactly.

How... how could you tell -before- I posted the edit? Could you see the picture?

I'm so confused! All I saw on the original was a link to a site which I may be mocked for using. So. Um...

[miles]

I copied and pasted the LIVEJOURNAL link into my browser.  AND THERE IT WAS.

[AugustWest]

Pork chop?  

I would say definitely not kosher.

[theinevitable]

god damn you miles. god damn you.


and yes, you're right, pork is very not kosher. my lunch table would mock me. Because for some reason they have an ongoing joke that I keep kosher. I cannot explain why. And when I get upset that they're making a joke out of me being jewish, which I'm not, they say "why are you so upset? Do you not like jewish people?"

But yeah, it was livejournal. I will not lie. I am not proud, but it's who I am. I am a horrible hipsterteen, and I have a livejournal. My interests list includes bad jokes, I post rants about stupid things I'm upset about, and all of my images are from achewood. All, I think, stolen from this board.

[miles]

It's because I care.  With proper intervention--a severe lashing from Bobby and Zart (if he ever shows his face again)--you can quit your hipster ways.

[Ben-San]

There is nothing wrong with having a livejournal unless you use it to write poetry. I use mine to write rants about the state of the comic book industry, short stories in a furry shared-creator universe, and analyses of lesbian subtext in popular fiction and fringe graphic novels.

(I am mostly lying.)

[side_show]

and yes, you're right, pork is very not kosher. my lunch table would mock me. Because for some reason they have an ongoing joke that I keep kosher. I cannot explain why. And when I get upset that they're making a joke out of me being jewish, which I'm not, they say "why are you so upset? Do you not like jewish people?"

Wow, that sounds like a sort of backward workplace bullying.  The complex mental workings behind this facinate me.  Have you ever tried eating pork infront of them? I say you casually start carrying around a bag of pork rinds at work and see what happens.  Or maybe punch them.  Yeah, punch them.  Talk to Paul - he can teach you a lot about self contained hatred in the workplace.

[AlohaDawg]

There is nothing wrong with having a livejournal unless you use it to write poetry. I use mine to write rants about the state of the comic book industry, short stories in a furry shared-creator universe, and analyses of lesbian subtext in popular fiction and fringe graphic novels.

(I am mostly lying.)

That's no excuse.

As long as you don't think you're a hippogriff and looking to hook up with a narhwal you're probably salvageable.

[theinevitable]

yeah...
the whole "Kosher" thing started on a silly misunderstanding which I didn't correct... and then did correct like a year later.

I don't like ham. Someone asked me if I was eating a ham sandwich, and apparently the way I said "no" sounded like I was really offended. And he replied "oh my god, I didn't even... yeah. I'm sorry."


That makes the story so much less cool. I should have come up with something better.

[antioch]

There is nothing wrong with having a livejournal unless you use it to write poetry. I use mine to write rants about the state of the comic book industry, short stories in a furry shared-creator universe, and analyses of lesbian subtext in popular fiction and fringe graphic novels.

(I am mostly lying.)

That's no excuse.

As long as you don't think you're a hippogriff and looking to hook up with a narhwal you're probably salvageable.

 
At my school, we have this English workshop where people come and share poetry, stories, plays and what have you and writers offer criticism and suggestions. I went to every meeting last year to until one certain story was brought in. This English major who regularly attended wrote a story that seemed to be a vampire-enlightened take on the Animorphs universe that also involved lesbians. When we were to begin commenting on the story, everyone just froze. Froze! I didn't go anymore after that. I guess I would feel bad being like "Next!" to someone because they're bringing in veiled slash.

[pmcd9]

Or maybe punch them.  Yeah, punch them.  Talk to Paul - he can teach you a lot about self contained hatred in the workplace.

My anger is working for me.  The lady who called me incompetent gave me a potted plant yesterday.

~Paul

[arkabee]

Or maybe punch them.  Yeah, punch them.  Talk to Paul - he can teach you a lot about self contained hatred in the workplace.

My anger is working for me.  The lady who called me incompetent gave me a potted plant yesterday.

~Paul

is it a trick?

like, if the plant dies, it proves something?

or, what if the plant is a plant?


perhaps it would be best to get rid of the plant.

[Beatrice]

What would happen if you gave potted kudzoo to someone? Really, how crazy does that stuff grow?  If the answer if good, I know what I'm giving for Christmas!