One of my friend's roomates, well...they make pot cookies, right? He ate a pot cookie, and got high. He was hungry. So he ate seven more pot cookies.
He threw up into a trash can and fell asleep for 48 hours. His vomit burned through the bin-liner.
See, this is the kind of thing they should be telling schoolchildren as anti-drug propaganda. No more cartoons about the Ninja Turtles urging one not to experiment with marijuana -- no, one use of "his vomit burned through the bin liner" and an entire generation of schoolchildren will be clean and sober.
Education!