The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
May 23, 2012, 05:39:33 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
@achewood Alright, America. I'm playing the underpants and pants game. If just for one more day.
186555 Posts in 6032 Topics by 918 Members
Latest Member: tha_snazzle
* Home Help Login Register
The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board  |  Trivial Pursuits  |  Sports & Leisure (Moderators: CortJstr, wombat)  |  Topic: Dying a Hash related death... 0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 7 8 [9] Go Down Print
Author Topic: Dying a Hash related death...  (Read 10043 times)
V-Adore
Guest
« Reply #120 on: January 17, 2006, 06:57:51 PM »

One of my friend's roomates, well...they make pot cookies, right? He ate a pot cookie, and got high. He was hungry. So he ate seven more pot cookies.

He threw up into a trash can and fell asleep for 48 hours. His vomit burned through the bin-liner.

See, this is the kind of thing they should be telling schoolchildren as anti-drug propaganda. No more cartoons about the Ninja Turtles urging one not to experiment with marijuana -- no, one use of "his vomit burned through the bin liner" and an entire generation of schoolchildren will be clean and sober. Education!
Logged
miles
Stinkfist
VIP
Sanryobuki Artificial Liver
*

Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 9991
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 2986



View Profile WWW
« Reply #121 on: January 17, 2006, 07:03:54 PM »

See, this is the kind of thing they should be telling schoolchildren as anti-drug propaganda. No more cartoons about the Ninja Turtles urging one not to experiment with marijuana -- no, one use of "his vomit burned through the bin liner" and an entire generation of schoolchildren will be clean and sober. Education!

Maybe it's evidence of how drugs have harmed my brain, but when I read the story, I first thought, "man, I have to get me some pot cookies!"
Logged

I was decaying inside from postponed consequences. - Walter Kirn
Carlos del Vaca
The Mayor
VIP
Mom-Mom's Weepin' Eye
*

Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1211
Online Online

Gender: Male
Posts: 3649


Greetings from Banana Town


View Profile WWW
« Reply #122 on: January 17, 2006, 07:14:37 PM »

See, this is the kind of thing they should be telling schoolchildren as anti-drug propaganda. No more cartoons about the Ninja Turtles urging one not to experiment with marijuana -- no, one use of "his vomit burned through the bin liner" and an entire generation of schoolchildren will be clean and sober. Education!

My proposed anti-drug campaign is simply to show Keith Richards and David Crosby standing together.  "Heroin.  Cocaine.  Any questions?"
Logged

My friends call me the Mayor.
My enemies don't call me anything.  'Cuz they're all dead.
pmcd9
Mod Squad
Philippe is standing on it


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 403
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 9514


The Kid is up to no good


View Profile
« Reply #123 on: January 18, 2006, 01:58:05 AM »

I can be terribly sarcastic, but that was written in complete sincerity.

~Paul
Logged

What August Said!
side_show
Sweet Fancy Moses
Mod Squad
Philippe is standing on it.


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 446
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 5905



View Profile
« Reply #124 on: January 18, 2006, 02:33:28 PM »

awww.  I thought so. You're sweet.  A tiny can for you! - No, I'm indeed a very happy camper these days, but thanks for being kind.
Logged

Abuse of power comes as no surprise.
wombat
English-Speaking Pizza
Moderator
dude since knucklehead times
*

Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 428
Offline Offline

Posts: 10027


Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.


View Profile
« Reply #125 on: January 18, 2006, 05:15:55 PM »

My proposed anti-drug campaign is simply to show Keith Richards and David Crosby standing together.  "Heroin.  Cocaine.  Any questions?"

OMG.  You would show that to children?
Logged

What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc
CortJstr
Moderator
Philippe is standing on it


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 311
Online Online

Gender: Male
Posts: 9504


Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!


View Profile WWW
« Reply #126 on: January 18, 2006, 05:22:55 PM »

OMG.  You would show that to children?

It's like the old Grimm fairy tales. Education through abject terror.
Logged

lprkn
VIP
Onstad's Left Shoe
*

Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 216
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1765


Hella yellin' about the sex


View Profile
« Reply #127 on: February 25, 2006, 01:43:51 AM »

David Crosby: Somewhere between Santa Claus and a lovable troll.
Keith Richards: The f'in Bogeyman.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 7 8 [9] Go Up Print 
The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board  |  Trivial Pursuits  |  Sports & Leisure (Moderators: CortJstr, wombat)  |  Topic: Dying a Hash related death... « previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.14 | SMF © 2006-2011, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!