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« on: January 03, 2006, 07:55:31 PM »
Please feel fee to post in this thread your idea about what a TOUAMBIE would look like.

I think it's a golden rollerskate on a pedestal shaped like a martini glass with a thong draped over it.

Those of you with skills feel free to photoshop up the award we'll be giving. Post the pics so we can choose a winner.
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2006, 08:15:07 PM »
I think it looks like Maaaaaking love in a Limo on an Airplane on a Spaceship bound for Space.

But I doubt you could photoshop that.. maybe the "Fuckin'" poster all by itself would be sufficient.
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2006, 10:06:39 PM »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 03, 2006, 08:15:07 PM
maybe the "Fuckin'" poster all by itself would be sufficient.

Seconded.
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2006, 12:47:10 AM »
Given these boards, maybe Calvin pissing on the Achewood logo would be more appropriate.
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2006, 12:59:16 AM »
But Fuckin' ... Jough... FUCKIN'!

Do you not hear the bang of my snap drum?!

Fuckin'! 

(Pardon me, I'm kind of swerved, even though it's not IRC time.)
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2006, 04:13:06 PM »
A License Plate Holder that tells everyone exactly how the vehicle was bought would be ideal. 

However a Fuckin' Poster is awesome.
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2006, 06:36:43 PM »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 04, 2006, 12:59:16 AM
But Fuckin' ... Jough... FUCKIN'!

Do you not hear the bang of my snap drum?!

Fuckin'! 

(Pardon me, I'm kind of swerved, even though it's not IRC time.)

YEAH! I like his idea. We need to see more butt fuck*ng!
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2006, 09:19:49 PM »
Quote from: Hobo Frenzy on January 05, 2006, 06:36:43 PM
YEAH! I like his idea. We need to see more butt fuck*ng!

Actually, no. No, we do not.
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2006, 09:50:48 PM »
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Actually, no. No, we do not.

Well now actually... that all depends.


Er.. I mean.. of course I agree with V-adore in her wisdom.

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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2006, 11:09:54 PM »
Not on the couch, fellas.

Also, bring it back to topic! Who will design and submit their vision of the TOUAMBIE?
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2006, 11:55:36 PM »
AD, I had the best of intentions.  I Google Image Searched all the aforementioned components (martini glass, draping thong, roller skate, &c.), opened Photoshop, played around, and realised that I have no skills to speak of.

But I tried!
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2006, 12:20:23 AM »
I'll work something up this weekend.
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2006, 02:59:22 AM »
I'll work something up this weekend to possibly post right after jough does if mine turns out better than his.
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2006, 08:03:19 AM »
Oh, you win the passive-aggressive egoist award for sure.  And what do you win?  A tiny can of Dr. Pepper of course.

Also, they have the make-your own shrink-i-dink sets for sale a the local craft store, but they're so stupid expensive for clear sheets of plastic- like $15 for an 8 x 10 (with apparently special pens that look suspiciously crappy and are the only ones you're supposed to use on the stupid plastic) otherwise I'd suggest we get all crafty and make some small cans of Dr. Pepper that you could shrink down to tiny size yourself in your very own oven.   Although I remember making Shrink-i-dinks as a kid and being annoyed at the smell and sort of disillusioned by the final result.  "Yeah grandma, they got smaller.  Who cares?  Sigh."
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2006, 09:12:55 PM »
Quote from: side_show on January 06, 2006, 08:03:19 AM
Also, they have the make-your own shrink-i-dink sets for sale a the local craft store, but they're so stupid expensive for clear sheets of plastic- like $15 for an 8 x 10 (with apparently special pens that look suspiciously crappy and are the only ones you're supposed to use on the stupid plastic) otherwise I'd suggest we get all crafty and make some small cans of Dr. Pepper that you could shrink down to tiny size yourself in your very own oven.   Although I remember making Shrink-i-dinks as a kid and being annoyed at the smell and sort of disillusioned by the final result.  "Yeah grandma, they got smaller.  Who cares?  Sigh."

You can do this with Styofoam(tm) cups, too. (Oh, the things you learn in Girl Scouts...) Theoretically, one could decorate a cup to look like a fake Dr Pepper fan and then oven-shrink it; it would be entirely possible, albeit maybe just a wee bit sad.
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