2 Live Crew (09-03-03)

[jough]

I'm actually not aware of the "donkey punch" although the "sorry sally" involves slamming poor "sally" in the back of the head (at the base of the neck, actually) causing all of her muscles to contract (and sally to pass out).  Usually this would be done just at the time of climax during sodomy to improve sally's anus's dick-grabbing strength.

Sorry, Sally.

I think the next part would be to leave flowers, or to send Sally a gift basket of chocolate and bath oils or something.

And no, I've never done this.

[V-Adore]

I'm actually not aware of the "donkey punch" although the "sorry sally" involves slamming poor "sally" in the back of the head (at the base of the neck, actually) causing all of her muscles to contract (and sally to pass out).  Usually this would be done just at the time of climax during sodomy to improve sally's anus's dick-grabbing strength.

This basic procedure appears to be at the heart of the Donkey Punch as well, at least if the skeevy boys I knew in high school were at all correct. My personal thought is that, if anal sex is only good if you have to punch your partner out, you two really need to just have a talk about where the relationship is going.

[satchel]

These things are funny, but ridiculously contrived.

In real life and all its sex, I’ve never done a ‘dirty sanchez.’ If one actually donkey punched or dirty sanchezed, the only purpose for it that I can see is for a quick laugh, or the satisfaction of having abused someone. The consequences of the act would not be worth the payoff. If one needed to perform such a ritual in order to reach orgasm, I could understand. That would take the subject of dirty sanchezes and the like into the territory of fetish deviance.

It’s an urban legend, getting nastier every year since  Catullus.

[CortJstr]

I'm actually not aware of the "donkey punch" although the "sorry sally" involves slamming poor "sally" in the back of the head (at the base of the neck, actually) causing all of her muscles to contract (and sally to pass out).  Usually this would be done just at the time of climax during sodomy to improve sally's anus's dick-grabbing strength.

This basic procedure appears to be at the heart of the Donkey Punch as well, at least if the skeevy boys I knew in high school were at all correct. My personal thought is that, if anal sex is only good if you have to punch your partner out, you two really need to just have a talk about where the relationship is going.

I've heard the Donkey Punch is closer to bull riding, in that you punch her in the back of the head, which will cause her to kick at you like a donkey while you try to stay on.

I was always under the impression that all these concepts came from frats, where an endless supply of willing first-year girls was all but guaranteed.

[Choop]

In real life and all its sex, I’ve never done a ‘dirty sanchez.’ If one actually donkey punched or dirty sanchezed, the only purpose for it that I can see is for a quick laugh, or the satisfaction of having abused someone. The consequences of the act would not be worth the payoff. If one needed to perform such a ritual in order to reach orgasm, I could understand. That would take the subject of dirty sanchezes and the like into the territory of fetish deviance.

Here, here!

Also, nice avatar!

[pmcd9]

We're all embarrased now because we were talking about such nasty stuff.

~Paul

PS- I have no personal experience with any of the things mentioned in this thread.

PPS- Ok, that's not exactly true, I did once see (hear, whatever) a pussy fart, er queef.

[AlohaDawg]

I was pondering whether this should be moved to...sounds? Smells?

This stuff, for the most part, lives in the imagination of adolescent virgins and demented misogynists (also virgins). Except for the queef, though. Was anyone listening to Howard Stern the day he had two women on having a queefing contest? One was even named "Queen LaQueefah". It sounded pretty wet. I'm sure it was interesting in the studio.

[jough]

I can't imagine pulling a "dirty sanchez" on a woman without her trying to cut your winkie off the next time you fell asleep in her presence.

I've always wanted to try the Houdini though.  Just for laughs.

But these things are adolescent urban legends passed around by those who have neither had sex nor really know that much about it.

Funny, though.

[AugustWest]

OK, I've known about everything else, but what's a Houdini?

[Choop]

august, august, august.

Haven't you figured out by now there's a vast research tool at your fingertips? It's just a matter of a simple search and results.

Fine then, here ya go.

Edited to add: I'd like to see someone pull of an Angry Pirate. Like the Donkey Punch, it's something I'd never EVER consider doing myself, but the Angry Pirate would sure as shit be funny to watch.

[AlohaDawg]

Angry Pirate! I guess I would do it and then yell, What up, YO, HO! Or what up HO, YO!

I do like the variation with the 'giraffe hook'.

I think if we put our collective sick little minds together, we could make up a few of these and add them to the urban dictionary. Then we could watch as others add their 'definitions" to our new invention.

In fact, we could even use parts of our messageboard IDs in the names we make up. ie.:

Aloha Slammer
Drunken Wombat
Slinky Stinker

Just to name a few.

[wombat]

Undoubtedly the Drunken Wombat would mean doing it while asleep. (Which thank god is less perverted than all those other things I've become terrified to click on the links for.)

[AlohaDawg]

I get "passed out" more than asleep from the drunken Wombat. But to each her own...

[slink]

Slinky Stinker... I don't even want to go there. It could only be worse than the Dirty Sanchez, and that's not good!
It's like Lou Gehrig - poor guy will forever be known as a disease.