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« Reply #135 on: April 12, 2006, 03:45:25 AM » |
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G.O.D. is mighty and whimsical. Because the cans are meaningless and arbitrary, we might expect something to happen to them that is meaningless and arbitrary.
Paul is still Paul even without a bunch of extra cans to carry around with him from thread to thread.
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« Reply #136 on: April 12, 2006, 03:48:38 AM » |
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Paul insulted me yesterday, so I took 100 of his cans and redistributed them to 10 lucky members. It's like a Robin Hood thing.
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« Reply #137 on: April 12, 2006, 05:05:41 AM » |
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Posters of the Board, UNITE! All you have to lose is your cans!
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« Reply #138 on: April 12, 2006, 06:06:47 AM » |
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I thought it may be fun to never take a can from anyone without giving someone else that can. Kind of like a Law of Conservation of Tiny Cans of Dr Pepper, where a can can neither be created nor destroyed.
We have attained can equilibrium, people.
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AlohaDawg
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« Reply #139 on: April 12, 2006, 08:15:17 AM » |
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I've been smote for 20 cans. Probably for being an impertinent lad.
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« Reply #140 on: April 12, 2006, 02:20:15 PM » |
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Posters of the Board, UNITE! All you have to lose is your cans!
I've got some falsies if this is a concern.
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« Reply #141 on: April 12, 2006, 03:19:14 PM » |
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I've been smote for 20 cans. Probably for being an impertinent lad.
But today you've been granted a boon of 30 cans. See how arbitrary the can gods can be?
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« Reply #142 on: April 12, 2006, 03:41:02 PM » |
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So this is a closed economy? Does that mean we have to run off noobs? Or is there some way they can be lured and tricked into going into can debt?
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« Reply #143 on: April 12, 2006, 04:21:36 PM » |
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N00bs can't give or take away cans until they have 25 salient posts, so they are a scourge on the Can Economy, but do not contribute to it. Like the Mexicans.
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« Reply #144 on: April 12, 2006, 05:25:43 PM » |
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i thought the goal was to have the most contact info links under your avatar.
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« Reply #145 on: April 12, 2006, 05:31:31 PM » |
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KevBob!!! Good to see you.
~Paul
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« Reply #146 on: April 12, 2006, 05:38:55 PM » |
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It's arbitrary indeed. I was interested in the concept of making the total number of cans constant in the system and just seeing how they ultimately distribute themselves.
We could set up a central Can Reserve Bank. Lend cans at interest. Maybe a Can Market indexed to post qualities by select individuals - buy shares of the individuals with the value of the shares in cans. The economy would need a marketplace for the cans to change hands, though.
It sounds complex and silly but it could be interesting to observe.
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« Reply #147 on: April 12, 2006, 06:23:27 PM » |
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It sounds as though this will require a math-o-matic.
I will lose... all layin' in a ditch, takin' that empty can out of my ho-bo-bindle, and sniffin' at it.
Thinkin' I can still smell the Dr. Pepper.
Wishin' I hadn't traded my g for that '.
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« Reply #148 on: April 19, 2006, 02:09:58 AM » |
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We should only be able to donate our own cans.
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