Smiling Beef (Porno Name Thread)

[AlohaDawg]

Buster Windsor sounds like a guy who farts a lot. Could make for some fun comedy porn. Or something for a 'special' audience.

[starlight]

I couldn't think of my goldgiraffe's name or the first street I lived on as a baby in the condo, but mom alerted me last night:

Jerry Bay Area Blvd.

I said it sounded like a car salesman commercial honestly.  "Come down to see Jerry!  Bay Area Blvd!  We have a variety of cars in a variety of colours!"

Um yessuh.

I currently don't have one pet and live on El Camino Village.  that doesn't make good porn either :D

[CortJstr]

I couldn't think of my goldgiraffe's name or the first street I lived on as a baby in the condo, but mom alerted me last night:

Jerry Bay Area Blvd.

I got connections. There's Jerry Bay Area, Joey Numbers, Vinny Carpacio, Joey Bagadonuts.

[AlohaDawg]

You could take the name of this thread....

Smiling Beef El Camino sounds like a porno name.

Or maybe some kind of fusion Chino-Mexicano kind of dish.

[CortJstr]

Going with current info I'd be Lucky Taft. I think that sounds better than Lucky Ross.

And no, I don't name all my pets Lucky, that's the same cat. He's 19.

[AugustWest]

Lucky Taft?  That sounds like some kind of Ohio Republican Gangster.

[sjlimmer]

Using the closest thing I had to a childhood pet (the dogs were more my Dad's than mine), I would be:

Candy California

which is interesting, since I am not a lady.

[Flenker]

Ok, my porn name is kinda funny, because of the unfortunate name of the street that I grew up on......

Rusty Gayman

[andalucia]

Rusty Gayman

Frankly, it lacks the subtlety I expect from the pornograpgic industry.