Don't do it, Linnea.
Just. Don't. Do. It.
Life's too short to baby sit assholes.
Dude, I totally agree. I would much rather do my job as a CADD tech and public servant than babysit felons. It is a well established fact that disgruntled prisoners regularly throw urine/feces/other hazmat at prison guards. Although EMS exposes me to stuff like that (puke, blood, amniotic fluid at times), at least I have PPE (personal protective equipment) for those situations, and I can have someone arrested for assault if they throw feces at me. In the jailhouse, probably the only thing I could do is have the judge add it to their already long rap sheet. Not my idea of a fun time. At least in EMS I can always logroll my puking patient towards my partner!
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