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« on: July 31, 2006, 03:57:55 PM »
Hey kids,

Sometime tonight the board will be a rip-roaring three years old.  The terrible twos are over.

Tomorrow will be Nostalgia Day wherein we can discuss the ups and downs of the board over the past three years, and what is to come for year four.

Have some cake, be sure to get a lap dance from one of the girls we imported, and don't forget to tip your waitresses.
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2006, 04:02:26 PM »
Three?! Jesus!

I have spent more time with TOUAMB than some of my flesh and blood friends!  Sad!
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2006, 04:04:09 PM »
Hi board, it's me... MisterQueue.

I know you're three now... and well, I've only been with you for a little over half a year, but.. you know.. I think- I think we're ready for the next step in our relationship.  That's why I'm asking you to tattoo my name upon your ass; just to prove your love to me.

Think it over.. I'll be around.
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2006, 04:04:38 PM »
Quote from: jough on July 31, 2006, 03:57:55 PM
be sure to get a lap dance from one of the girls we imported,

What!  No guys!?
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2006, 04:07:55 PM »
We talked about this.
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2006, 04:24:08 PM »
Happy Birthday, TOUAMB. My time spent here has been much like my life so far: brief but awesome. I hope things continue to be this way! Other than the brief bit. I don't want that.
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2006, 04:31:38 PM »
Happy fuck*ng Birthday TOUAMB!  Now is the time to dance like you got *****s in your #####.
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2006, 04:42:01 PM »
touamb, happy birthday. you let me pretend I have friends sometimes, when my "real life" friends are not around! you let me learn about tom cruise eating a placenta, and wierd kinds of Soda, and old bands that no one gives a shit about. also, I get to say awkward things all the time, and mostly people pretend like they were not horribly awkward things for me to say! also, sometimes people here give me great advice like "dump that bitch right now, dude." that bitch ended up dumping me, but, you know. the advice was good.

what I am saying is, TOUAMB, you are rad.

also, my apostrophe key is acting up again. what the hell, firefox. you are not invited to TOUAMB-s birthday party.
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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2006, 04:42:20 PM »
Congratulations, TOUAMB! If you were a real person and I had the money, I'd buy you the Venture Bros. DVD, which (I suppose, but really, it can only be) AWESOME.
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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2006, 04:58:47 PM »
Happy Birthday to you, inanimate collection of pixels and gathering-place of imaginary friends!  Thanks to you, both my parents and friends have expressed their concern about how much time I spend on the Internet, to the exclusion of all else.  You are an irreplaceable, time-consuming vortex, and gosh darn if I don't love you for it.
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2006, 05:06:08 PM »
also, touamb, thank you for introducing me to my lady love, mme. hobot! without her, I would be lost.

I suppose I thank you, too, for all these other jackasses awesome people.
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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2006, 05:25:07 PM »
Three freakin' years?  Jeez, time flies.  It's sort of frightening.

Happy birthday TOUAMB.  Thanks to the board and its members for providing an excellent diversion on the road to the grave (and top-notch work-avoidance tool).
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2006, 05:37:31 PM »
Wow, boards, it's been a crazy three years for the both of us.

Stay classy, TOUAMB.
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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2006, 08:27:21 PM »
This thread is utter nonsense.  There was never a time when this board did not exist.
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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2006, 09:25:13 PM »
Suppose there should be another AcheCon DC, except you are all boring.
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