You got a man down (09-17-03)

[side_show]

Lyle worked at K-Mart!  No wonder he drinks so much now!

Strip.

[jay-ell]

Onstad really has it in for McDonald's.  I still like their chicken nuggets even though I'm certain they contain no actual chicken.    

Also, I've never been in a K-Mart with a bowling ball drill press, but I have been in many K-Marts with PTS-afflicted Vietnam Vets.

[jough]

YOU GOT A MAN DOWN

[CortJstr]

The So I Married an Axe Murderer jokes just make themselves.

I'm the same with the nuggets, although the head thing a couple years ago creeped me out. I just wish those damn vegetarians hadn't ruined the fries.

[Asherdan]

The idea of Lyle filling a position at Kmart helping to license illiterate hunters is rad.  Even radder is pondering the concept that Kmart saw a need to have someone on staff to specifically fill that duty.

RE: McDonald's

My very first 'real' job was at McD's.  One of the tasks I got roped into was draining, filtering and refilling the fry vats.  Hot nasty work, basically.  But the payoff for that was I would get to go downstairs to the stock room and pull out brand new 55 lb. cubes of beef lard.  That my friends was the secret to crispy fried goodness.  Also, it was in a cardboard cube and had a plastic bag liner, so you could just punch the dickens out of it and not get lard on you while leaving gaping fist shaped holes in the box/lard cube, generally on all six sides.  McD's inspired this kind of aggression, especially at $2.10 an hour to handle lard in all of its stages.  The good part was, I'd get to take the box upstairs and melt any evidence of lard pummeling.

McD's lost a piece of its non-existant soul when it went to vegetable psuedo-lard products.  And as long as is bill was less than $20, we didn't see anything but the number in the corner.

[side_show]

When I worked for the Devil, Sam Walton and the Wal-Mart Funky bunch, I had a man in full military garb totally flip out at me because he insisted the water filters he wanted were always in the isle he was standing in, although I knew the filters were in the neigbouring department and had always been there for the two years I had worked there and probably always before that too.  I tolde him the filters were in hardware and that I could show him where, but he called me a liar and shouted "I'm with the military you asshole!" Then he stormed off.  I always though that the term "asshole" was used only on men, so this made everything a little funnier, as I am clearly a lady.

[Asherdan]

An additional thought on "The Anarchist Cookbook".

In this B&N page William Powell is quoted as "Read this book, but keep in mind that the topics written about here are illegal and constitute a threat. Also, more importantly, almost all the recipes are dangerous, especially to the individual who plays around with them without knowing what he is doing.  Use care, caution, and common sense.  This book is not for children or morons".

Maybe we should worry that Phillipe is so engrossed in it.

[jough]

I always though that the term "asshole" was used only on men, so this made everything a little funnier, as I am clearly a lady.

Yes, we can clearly tell from your avatar photo.

I think asshole is above gender - women can be and indeed often are assholes.

[side_show]

I always though that the term "asshole" was used only on men, so this made everything a little funnier, as I am clearly a lady.

Yes, we can clearly tell from your avatar photo.

I think asshole is above gender - women can be and indeed often are assholes.

So I am and asshole.  I always secretly suspected this was the case.

[jough]

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