"okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)

[pmcd9]

He should be back in just a couple of hours.  He stated quite plainly when he reached 2000 post that he was taking a hiatus until the time of his one year anniversary, which is tomorrow.  He's been reading the entire time he was gone.  I say we tidy up the place, break out a bottle or two of the good stuff and give him a welcome back party.

~Paul

[jough]

Yeah, he's totally reading this, just slowly jerking off, not coming, and then crying himself to sleep in his hotel room, where he dreams of factory work.

HI Q

[AugustWest]

I say we hide behind the door, grab him when him comes in, tie him up with extension cords, pummel him with a sock full of quarters, dunk his head in molasses, roll him in cornmeal and dangle his trussed up carcass from the motel balcony whilst we blast the Bay City Rollers at him.

[linnea]

Noooo! I cannot access Achewood for some reason. Maybe his servers are down for a bit, I'll just try later. Does anyone have the strip saved? This blows. Instant gratification from a FREE webcomic is being thwarted! I want to cry.

[theinevitable]

yeah, for real. I told my friend to read it, and she said "there isn't a website there!" and I argued with her and told her she must have spelled it wrong.

damn.

[Carlos del Vaca]

FUCK THAT LITTLE fuck*ng SHAVER I WISH THE TYPEWRITER HAD JUMPED UP AND STABBED HIM IN HIS DEFORMED MOUTH FACE AND COMMITTED A HARD CARRIAGE RETURN!

[/Q Mode]

(this is Q in my mind)

He would end his post with, "Also, cocks."

[gearnest]

That tongue-sticking-out-while-writing is in the best Charlie Brown tradition.

I have missed Philippe.  Do you think my writing would be better if I stuck my tongue out like that?