It's time to go

[Alternate]

... to the new planet.  The meek can stay behind and inherit stuff. 

I am really happy about this.  Mostly I am hoping this new planet has rad oceans with giant pink marine dragons like I saw on the cover of a heinlein novel once.  (It was a very manly shade of pink... maybe you had to be there.)  If I ever do some crazy math that leads to the invention of a warp drive, you will know that I only did it so I could party with the dragons on Gliese. 

Also, we should terraform Mars.  Assuming we can resolve all the maddening ethical concerns surrounding such a project.  And figure out how to do it. 

I am also in favor of floating cities on venus.  But then again, who isn't?

[pmcd9]

Alternate, marry me and we'll move to mars together.

[jaydub]

I just canned AugustWest for that tale about the layover and Prius key clusterfark in the linked thread.  I think I would have held it together until the last exchange with the dealership - then gone over the counter and ripped the pinhead's head off.

[AugustWest]

I had pretty much repressed that memory...

[Alternate]

Alternate, marry me and we'll move to mars together.

Awesome, sounds like a plan.