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« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2007, 08:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 08, 2007, 06:53:24 PM
15 and 6 for permit, 16 for limited license (may vary by state) 18 for full priviledge.

That licensing deal above is friggin' hilarious.

VA gives a full license at 16 (15 for a permit). I know PA used to have Cinderella licenses that expire at midnight until you turn 18 but I don't knot if they still do.
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« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2007, 08:10:40 PM »
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That licensing deal above is friggin' hilarious.

Staggering down the street with a '40 in a paper bag, cop pulls up beside you.  "Sir, I'd like to see your drinking license".  Fumbling briefly with the lanyard around your neck.  "Ok, sir.  Carry on."  Exaggerated salute back.
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« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2007, 08:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Lister on May 08, 2007, 09:41:30 AM
You have been drinking beer all night, but a friend encourages you to buy a round of tequila shots for last call.  What is the correct response?
A) Buy a round of what you've been having
B) Call him/her a cab and settle your bar tab
C) Buy your round and drink up
D) Refuse, question his/her parentage, and vomit on a stranger
Okay, I'll bite: what's the correct answer? I'd be inclined towards B, but I'm a wuss. (Also, full points for D emulating the classic driving-test "at least one answer could be recognized as wrong by a lemur" style.)
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« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2007, 09:18:27 PM »
Wait, you mean D isn't the right answer?
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« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2007, 09:55:35 PM »
You got something against lower primates, V? 
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« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2007, 10:32:41 PM »
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VA gives a full license at 16 (15 for a permit). I know PA used to have Cinderella licenses that expire at midnight until you turn 18 but I don't knot if they still do.

In NC I wasn't allowed to have more than 1 passenger (unless it was a family member) or drive after 9 PM. Until I was... I think it was for a year? maybe 6 months?
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« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2007, 10:35:45 PM »
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You got something against lower primates, V? 

No, but you have to admit that lemurs aren't often licensed drivers. Or, for that matter, licensed drinkers.
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« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2007, 11:19:59 PM »
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No, but you have to admit that lemurs aren't often licensed drivers. Or, for that matter, licensed drinkers.

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« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2007, 11:25:08 PM »
In Oklahoma you get a full license, but you have to go to driving school.  If you don't, you have some crazy limitations, like what inev said.
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« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2007, 03:03:38 AM »
After you get your license here there are no limitations but you get it taken off you faster if you break the law for the first three years.

Also the correct answer is C. Tequila is tasty.
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« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2007, 04:00:04 AM »
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Okay, I'll bite: what's the correct answer? I'd be inclined towards B, but I'm a wuss. (Also, full points for D emulating the classic driving-test "at least one answer could be recognized as wrong by a lemur" style.)

B is the "most mature" answer, so is worth 4 points.  A does not involve mixing beer and liquor, so is worth 2 points.  C is at least polite and is worth 1 point, though you are likely to regret it later.

This is a government test.  Like the SAT, you have to consider the source to divine the answer.
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« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2007, 09:00:42 PM »
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Subject: Regarding my "failure" on the Drinking License Exam

Dear DoA,

What if your friend is the president? What if your friend is the president of THE UNITED STATES? Are you gonna say no the president of THE UNITED STATES?

That's right. You ain't gonna say no to the president of the United States.
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« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2007, 12:11:52 PM »
Friends don't let friends govern drunk.
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