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« Reply #60 on: July 25, 2007, 07:57:05 PM »
Quote from: linnea on July 25, 2007, 03:02:02 PM
Heh, I have such a weakness for celebrity gossip. Pink is the new blog, Perez Hilton, trashy gossip mags at the supermarket...it's all good. I feel guilty for funding the paparazzi but damn it's fine entertainment.

Oh Jesus there's another Hilton? Because that's exactly what the world needs running around taking over all the news coverage.
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« Reply #61 on: July 25, 2007, 08:08:08 PM »
Today I am going to play poker.  And I intend to fuck shit up.  Watch out, chumps, because Carlos del Vaca is coming to take your money.  ALL OF IT.
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« Reply #62 on: July 25, 2007, 08:19:29 PM »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on July 25, 2007, 08:08:08 PM
ALL OF IT.

Today I laughed my ass off at the appropriateness of that line.
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« Reply #63 on: July 25, 2007, 11:29:15 PM »
Quote from: side_show on July 25, 2007, 01:16:05 PM
give the SO some face time

Sitting on his face time?
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« Reply #64 on: July 25, 2007, 11:43:07 PM »
No, Paul, his cake.
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« Reply #65 on: July 26, 2007, 12:31:52 AM »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 25, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
Oh Jesus there's another Hilton? Because that's exactly what the world needs running around taking over all the news coverage.

No, Perez is this adorable slightly scary queen who loves gossip and runs a fairly well-known blog about celebrity gossip.

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No, Paul, his cake.

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« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2007, 02:13:07 AM »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on July 25, 2007, 08:08:08 PM
Today I am going to play poker.

I am going to play poker in 45 minutes.  I haven't played in four years.  Someone is going to get my money.  ALL OF IT.
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« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2007, 06:55:47 AM »
I won like 10 bucks once!

yeah, that was the only time I played for money.

and this was just because a guy who I hate had way too much money, apparently. such that he wanted all of us to have it. you know, in exchange for teaching him how to play poker.
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« Reply #68 on: July 26, 2007, 01:43:32 PM »
Yeah, I frickin' sucked at poker last night.  Bummer.

The last game I played, I busted out when I made the right play but someone else got lucky.  Last night, I busted out when I made a stupid play.  I think I actually prefer the former.
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« Reply #69 on: July 26, 2007, 02:21:46 PM »
Quote from: linnea on July 26, 2007, 12:31:52 AM
No, Perez is this adorable slightly scary queen who loves gossip and runs a fairly well-known blog about celebrity gossip.

Perez is fantastic because he obsessively hates certain celebrities and worships others.  Also he is fat and ugly, which makes him hating on the beautiful people all the better.  He is about to have his own TV show.

Today I'm gonna pretend my tooth doesn't hurt and hope the pain goes away like it did a few months ago.  And do some more writing.
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« Reply #70 on: July 26, 2007, 02:22:14 PM »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 26, 2007, 06:55:47 AM
and this was just because a guy who I hate had way too much money, apparently. such that he wanted all of us to have it. you know, in exchange for teaching him how to play poker.

Were there penalty dances involved in your poker instruction?
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« Reply #71 on: July 26, 2007, 03:40:34 PM »
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Were there penalty dances involved in your poker instruction?

We don't have penalty dances, but the first player out every week is forced to autograph a copy of the children's book "Donkey Donkey."
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« Reply #72 on: July 26, 2007, 06:09:16 PM »
Quote from: side_show on July 26, 2007, 02:21:46 PM
Perez is fantastic because he obsessively hates certain celebrities and worships others.  Also he is fat and ugly, which makes him hating on the beautiful people all the better.  He is about to have his own TV show.

Today I'm gonna pretend my tooth doesn't hurt and hope the pain goes away like it did a few months ago.  And do some more writing.

Heh. So true!

Your poor tooth! I'm guessing that you don't have dental insurance. You might try some clove oil or kava kava root at the health food store. Both are analgesics and will help numb the pain.
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« Reply #73 on: July 26, 2007, 07:29:24 PM »
Smells  is Canadian, of course she has dental treatment options*. Still sorry to hear the tooth thing though.

Today I am going to stop by the cube of the nice girl who wanted to belong and played softball for the first time yesterday and see if she has developed a spectacular bruise or not.



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« Reply #74 on: July 26, 2007, 08:48:15 PM »
Dental (and optical) care are not included in our universal healthcare here, but my SO has a supplimentary plan that covers me.  I am avoiding seeing the dentist because I have TMJ and a weak gag reflex.  Also, I know the news is bad, and don't really want to hear it.
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