The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
May 24, 2012, 12:43:54 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
@achewood Italian food is like pornography. I can’t define it, but I know when I have paid too much.
186599 Posts in 6032 Topics by 918 Members
Latest Member: tha_snazzle
* Home Help Login Register
The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board  |  Achewood  |  Achewood (Moderator: AugustWest)  |  Topic: The #####/underwear situation (10-14-03) 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3 Go Down Print
Author Topic: The #####/underwear situation (10-14-03)  (Read 3996 times)
FeeReep
Chucklebot


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1
Offline Offline

Posts: 109



View Profile
« on: October 14, 2003, 09:43:31 AM »

I debated for about 30 seconds on whether or not to title today "Mad Rutty" or not.

Priceless. The whole GOD DAMN thing. Haven't laughed out loud at Achewood in a while but those tiny little #####, holy shit.

I wonder if Ray always goes to Burger King after having boned a social worker...

Strip.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2011, 10:36:39 AM by Nabubrush » Logged
doomglobe
Chucklebot


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 4
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 199



View Profile WWW
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2003, 09:52:26 AM »

those ##### are fuck*ng priceless.
Logged

[expletive deleted]
Mite
Motel 6 Kind of Girl
King of the Make-Outs


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 6
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 584



View Profile
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2003, 10:21:04 AM »

Oh man - my students would be all over those #####. You guys wouldn't believe the number of times a week I see a 14 year old's ass because of their damn jeans.

And his shirt is tucked into his tighty-whiteys! Brilliant!
Logged

I'm no longer a Bankhead teacher, but I'll still take your cookies.
jough
God's Own Dick
Administrator
Philippe is standing on it.


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 145
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 6840


If you've got the time, we've got El Guapo.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2003, 12:23:16 PM »

I have on occassion tucked my shirt into my undies, but it was never on purpose.

I also wear a crown after getting my freak on.  It's like Onstad's peeking into my window, man.  Freaky.

P.S. Mite, your avatar is injured.
Logged

CortJstr
Mod Squad
Philippe is standing on it


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 311
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 9505


Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!


View Profile WWW
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2003, 12:42:37 PM »

I couldn't figure out exactly what was supposed to be on his legs until Ray said it but then I was thoroughly entertained.

And apparently the social services worker was german. At least she kept her thong off of her shoulders.
Logged

PinkStainlessTail
Todd


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 0
Offline Offline

Posts: 269


View Profile WWW
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2003, 01:30:37 PM »

Gaiters
Logged

"Plush. Rabid. Festering. Pulchritude. Eschew!"

"That may be the worst cheer ever."
-The University of Universal Understanding, S. Aldred
side_show
Sweet Fancy Moses
Mod Squad
Philippe is standing on it.


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 446
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 5911



View Profile
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2003, 02:21:27 PM »

Quote from: "jough"
I have on occassion tucked my shirt into my undies, but it was never on purpose.

I also wear a crown after getting my freak on.  It's like Onstad's peeking into my window, man.  Freaky.

P.S. Mite, your avatar is injured.



That must be one dusty crown.
Logged

Abuse of power comes as no surprise.
keef
YOUR OLD FRIEND BLISTER


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 54



View Profile WWW
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2003, 02:24:26 PM »

Seriously.

Funniest fuck*ng Achewood in a really long time.  I read it at work and I had to work really hard to stop myself from busting a gut.
Logged
AugustWest
Over Easy
Moderator
Philippe is standing on it
*

Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 588
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 9180


Bulbous, also tapered.


View Profile
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2003, 02:25:46 PM »

How come you kids are so GOD DAMMED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMMED DAY!

This sentence is just a thing of beauty.
Logged

Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.
keef
YOUR OLD FRIEND BLISTER


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 54



View Profile WWW
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2003, 02:35:12 PM »

It's that part, and not the actual ##### themselves, that made me laugh so hard.
Logged
jay-ell
Den Mother
VIP
Philippe is standing on it.
*

Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 341
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 6791



View Profile
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2003, 02:40:36 PM »

My favorite part is the crown.
Logged

"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson
arlucasinc
Chucklebot


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 6
Offline Offline

Posts: 132


View Profile WWW
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2003, 02:44:57 PM »

Yo. Check these out:

http://www.halloweennights.com/shopping/product.asp?pid=143&cid=21
Logged
CortJstr
Mod Squad
Philippe is standing on it


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 311
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 9505


Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!


View Profile WWW
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2003, 02:52:59 PM »

Quote from: "jldunston"
My favorite part is the crown.


Not just the crown but Onstad's apparent confusion over it.

Comedy. Gold.
Logged

jay-ell
Den Mother
VIP
Philippe is standing on it.
*

Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 341
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 6791



View Profile
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2003, 03:26:03 PM »

Quote from: "arlucasinc"


That would make it difficult to run from a chainsaw-wielding madman.  It's the stuff of horror movie dreams.
Logged

"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson
bluebird_of_unhappiness
Dr. Kisses


Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1
Offline Offline

Posts: 48



View Profile
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2003, 03:55:49 PM »

Ray truly is King of the Mad Rutties.
Logged

Who is fat?  Me (I am).
Pages: [1] 2 3 Go Up Print 
The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board  |  Achewood  |  Achewood (Moderator: AugustWest)  |  Topic: The #####/underwear situation (10-14-03) « previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.14 | SMF © 2006-2011, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!