A mote of friendly advice...

[Nabubrush]

They're star-shaped?!?!?!! 

Send photos. 

Of course not. I just meant they shine brightly like a beacon in the darkness.

[Asherdan]

I want that mod.

[Nabubrush]

They're not all they're cracked up to be. My wife has to wear a welding hood during oral sex.

[Asherdan]

Hawt!

[mavies]

Damn, man. I hope your rib situation is improved! Hopefully they were right, and it's sorted by now.

I almost joined you as a slippery shower victim last night. I had the bright idea of going in after a bottle of wine. I'm standing with my back to the curtain, and standing on one leg. I do that a lot for reasons unkown, stupidly dangerous as it is. Next thing I know my foot goes out from under me, the side of the bath forces my leg to bend, and i fall backwards. The back of my head/neck was exactly in line with the edge of the toilet. I somehow managed to get my arms behind me, in the nick of time. If I hadn't, man, I think I'd be lucky to escape with all my motor functions. I reckon I'd have just straight-up broken my spine. I had all my weight behind me, and I'm a fairly tall dude, so the velocity would likely have just shattered it. A fuck*ng close shave and a half it was. Afterwards I picked myself up, sat on the edge of the bath and just laughed for a good 10 minutes, just happy to be intact.

I don't mean to out-do you or anything, but give me a broken rib any day. My biggest fear is being paralyzed, and I think I came pretty fuck*ng close last night. I've gotten all shaky just thinking about it.

[AugustWest]

Thanks for asking.

It's much improved, but there are still a few twinges throughout the day. 

All and all an experience I don't care to repeat.

[Nabubrush]

Damn, man. I hope your rib situation is improved! Hopefully they were right, and it's sorted by now.

I almost joined you as a slippery shower victim last night. I had the bright idea of going in after a bottle of wine. I'm standing with my back to the curtain, and standing on one leg. I do that a lot for reasons unkown, stupidly dangerous as it is. Next thing I know my foot goes out from under me, the side of the bath forces my leg to bend, and i fall backwards. The back of my head/neck was exactly in line with the edge of the toilet. I somehow managed to get my arms behind me, in the nick of time. If I hadn't, man, I think I'd be lucky to escape with all my motor functions. I reckon I'd have just straight-up broken my spine. I had all my weight behind me, and I'm a fairly tall dude, so the velocity would likely have just shattered it. A fuck*ng close shave and a half it was. Afterwards I picked myself up, sat on the edge of the bath and just laughed for a good 10 minutes, just happy to be intact.

I don't mean to out-do you or anything, but give me a broken rib any day. My biggest fear is being paralyzed, and I think I came pretty fuck*ng close last night. I've gotten all shaky just thinking about it.

11 posts and already we're hearing about your deathwish? No, man, you seem like a good dude. Do not destroy yourself. It will be hard for you to post on here using a wand in your mouth.

[AlohaDawg]

Damn, man. I hope your rib situation is improved! Hopefully they were right, and it's sorted by now.

I almost joined you as a slippery shower victim last night. I had the bright idea of going in after a bottle of wine. I'm standing with my back to the curtain, and standing on one leg. I do that a lot for reasons unkown, stupidly dangerous as it is. Next thing I know my foot goes out from under me, the side of the bath forces my leg to bend, and i fall backwards. The back of my head/neck was exactly in line with the edge of the toilet. I somehow managed to get my arms behind me, in the nick of time. If I hadn't, man, I think I'd be lucky to escape with all my motor functions. I reckon I'd have just straight-up broken my spine. I had all my weight behind me, and I'm a fairly tall dude, so the velocity would likely have just shattered it. A fuck*ng close shave and a half it was. Afterwards I picked myself up, sat on the edge of the bath and just laughed for a good 10 minutes, just happy to be intact.

I don't mean to out-do you or anything, but give me a broken rib any day. My biggest fear is being paralyzed, and I think I came pretty fuck*ng close last night. I've gotten all shaky just thinking about it.

Took me a minute to figure out that you weren't getting a bottle of wine out of your shower. Glad you are not paralyzed, though.

[mavies]

Me too! Possibly even more glad than you. I can't imagine paralysation being much fun. I mean, it's not like I actually move much as it is, but at least the option is there. It's no deathwish, quite the contrary. It's my triumphing over slippery bathtubs with my hyper-keen reflexes. Perhaps I'd be better just off sitting down next time.