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« on: August 24, 2007, 10:52:48 PM »

Alright, I know some of you guys follow this. I would hugely value intelligent, well thought out analysis regarding the current season of the beautiful game of fitba, as played on these shores.

Are Manchester United doomed to lose the title so early in the season? Which team has the sexiest players (Liverpool)? Will Rafa lose the beard? etc.

If this has no replies by the end of the season I'm going to shoot myself.

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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 10:58:32 PM »

Was that Beckham fella y'all exported out to our foreign shores always such a wank?

'Cause it's feeling like kinda a put on.
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 11:01:28 PM »

Alright, I know some of you guys follow this. I would hugely value intelligent, well thought out analysis regarding the current season of the beautiful game of fitba, as played on these shores.

Are Manchester United doomed to lose the title so early in the season? Which team has the sexiest players (Liverpool)? Will Rafa lose the beard? etc.

If this has no replies by the end of the season I'm going to shoot myself.

Wuzzah?

Seriously, though - I would like to know more about which players are the sexiest. Barring that, I got nothing.
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 11:08:03 PM »

Was that Beckham fella y'all exported out to our foreign shores always such a wank?

'Cause it's feeling like kinda a put on.

Ah yeah, Becks has always been a bit of a wank. A tidy footballer when he's playing well but also a cock publically and at times on the field. I think he's regretting his move to be honest; he'd started to come into his own at Real Madrid, and was looking to hold down a regular England spot. The latter looks very unlikely now that he's gone the way of most superstar footballers who are a bit over the hill.

Keep me informed as to how he does in the MLS. If reports are anything to go by he should be singlehandedly winning the league for Galaxy.

Also, his wife is terrible.
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 11:13:15 PM »

Wuzzah?

Seriously, though - I would like to know more about which players are the sexiest. Barring that, I got nothing.

They asked the footballers themselves

We may not all speak football, but surely we can all recognise the universal body language of embarrassed macho men.
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2007, 11:14:12 PM »

I think he's regretting his move to be honest; he'd started to come into his own at Real Madrid, and was looking to hold down a regular England spot.
I $u$pect he'$ got no problem$ or i$$ue$ with the way thing$ are working out.
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 11:14:52 PM »

They asked the footballers themselves

We may not all speak football, but surely we can all recognise the universal body language of embarrassed macho men.

Do they have calendars or something? Who says those guys know anything about it?
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2007, 11:23:33 PM »

Ohhh... hes talking about SOCCER. Americans dont like SOCCER because they like sports where things happen.
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 11:36:03 PM »

Ohhh... hes talking about SOCCER. Americans dont like SOCCER because they like sports where things happen.

Yeah, like a guy catching a skate in the jugular.
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2007, 12:27:39 AM »



When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown..
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone.
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone.
You'll never walk alone.

The reds are coming up the hill, boys,
The reds are coming up the hill, boys,
They all laugh at us, they all laugh at us,
They all say our days are numbered,
Born to be a Scouse,
Victorious are we,
If you wanna win the cup, then you'd better hurry up,
`Cos Liverpool FC
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Livvvvv- er -pool,

Livvvvv- er -pool,

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We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Everton too (SH*T)
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We love you Liverpool,

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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2007, 12:36:03 AM »

Fuck me! A fellow Liverpool supporter. Come over to England and I'll buy you a drink.
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2007, 12:45:23 AM »

I really know fuck all about soccer, but I usually declare Liverpool to be my team because 1) The Liverpudlian accent is awesome, 2) The Beatles, and 3) the afore-quoted You'll Never Walk Alone got sampled into that Pink Floyd song.

Listening to Liverpool supporters singing YNWA is right up there with watching the All Blacks perform the haka on things I enjoy for their ability to move me.
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2007, 01:57:13 AM »

Ohhh... hes talking about SOCCER. Americans dont like SOCCER because they like sports where things happen.

Uh, an NFL game takes 3.5 hours to show 16 minutes of play time. Baseball is not even worth discussing.
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2007, 02:49:22 AM »

Let's not fight. You're both pretty.
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2007, 03:03:06 AM »

Ah yeah, Becks has always been a bit of a wank. A tidy footballer when he's playing well but also a cock publically and at times on the field.
Also, his wife is terrible.

Quoted for truth. Man, Posh and Becks...well, they kinda irritate me. Especially their matching haircuts and Posh's fake tits. 
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