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« on: October 16, 2003, 10:57:42 AM »
I too know the pain of Comcast's cable modem going down, as it does so as often as a Thai whore.

Who among us hasn't felt that junkie's twinge of nervousness when they were away from e-mail, the internet, and dare I say it?, this board, for more than a few hours.

Hell, I wake up in a nervous sweat due to what I'm missing while I SLEEP.

Yes, that silver bullet to the head is the only way, my friends...

the only way...

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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2003, 11:14:36 AM »
Only if you're a god-damned warewolf.
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2003, 11:28:19 AM »
"Ware"wolf? Is this more computer slang that shoots over my head like ping-pong balls from a Thai whore?

Your post beat the strip today, jough. Oh, and fuck Comcast.
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2003, 11:36:53 AM »
Comcast... They be the American BT? They sure sound it.

Oh, and is today like, Thai Whore day or something?
Am I supposed to run out and find one?
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2003, 11:38:55 AM »
Ok, who was supposed to send slink the memo?
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2003, 11:40:18 AM »
D'oh.
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2003, 12:27:58 PM »
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I too know the pain of Comcast's cable modem going down, as it does so as often as a Thai whore.

Who among us hasn't felt that junkie's twinge of nervousness when they were away from e-mail, the internet, and dare I say it?, this board, for more than a few hours.

Hell, I wake up in a nervous sweat due to what I'm missing while I SLEEP.

Yes, that silver bullet to the head is the only way, my friends...

the only way...


Wasn't Beef supposed to have a bullet in his spine anyway? Doesn't that give him a passable internet connection through his MIND?
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2003, 12:35:58 PM »
Beef's supposed to have an entire Aibo in his spine. But I'm guessing he either uses 802.11g or Bluetooth to his machine or the router.
I mean he still needs some sort of hardwire connection to the Net somewhere.
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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2003, 12:58:01 PM »
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Comcast... They be the American BT? They sure sound it.


They're one of the 3 largest cable TV monopolies over hear. So a lot of people have no choice but to use them for cable internet as well. Their TV prices/reception/equipment sucks compared to a dish but for a lot of people there are no options.

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Wasn't Beef supposed to have a bullet in his spine anyway? Doesn't that give him a passable internet connection through his MIND?


It did say passable. So I'm thinking it's like using a cell phone or something. He can like read e-mail and stuff but wouldn't want to really surf.

I'm trying to figure out the sites. I see ebay, toothpaste for dinner, the onion, the drudge report (!), slashdot, imbd, yahoo news, k10k (?), paypal, leisuretown (?), and possible hot or not.
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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2003, 01:05:57 PM »
And, Fortean times, Cnet, and Suicide Girls.
So, Beef digs goth chicks.
Damn I am him...
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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2003, 02:15:18 PM »
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And, Fortean times, Cnet, and Suicide Girls.
So, Beef digs goth chicks.
Damn I am him...


It's funny. I actually run a goth industrial night in D.C. (http://www.chiaroscuro-dc.com) -- repeated exposure to that genre totally kills the attraction. Goth women are sexy until they open their mouths Sad
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« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2003, 02:50:10 PM »
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It's funny. I actually run a goth industrial night in D.C. (http://www.chiaroscuro-dc.com) -- repeated exposure to that genre totally kills the attraction. Goth women are sexy until they open their mouths Sad


Generally very, very true.
And I'm nore, per se attracted to goths. It's... well very complicated like every other aspect of my personality.
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« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2003, 03:09:00 PM »
Very stinkin' timely on this strip.  I'm pulling out for camping Friday and will be out for three days.  I'm dreading it and know it will feel like forever.

Hopefully my lungs won't be able to handle all the clean air and I'll croak before the separation anxiety gets to bad and I run amok.

I can see me all naked and covered in mud, chewing on trees, throwing rocks at the campfires that represent the progress whose womb I have been yanked from.  The Tribal Council will bind me in tipi with only my head showing, I'll be taken home tied to the roof of a jeep
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« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2003, 03:14:13 PM »
'Doctor comes in
he's seen it before'

Gotta love the lack of punctuation.  It's so Beef.
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« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2003, 04:23:16 PM »
I'm going to a film festival next weekend and I'm hoping I can sneak up and use one of the university's computers to at least check my mail.

And I just saw a bunch of goths in their Sunday best at the Ren Fest last weekend. But did any of them have badass claws like I did? No, they did not.
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