New Drinks in the Style of Ray and Showbiz...

[Morelaak]

Exactly what it sounds like. post your favorite responses to drinks like "the Drink of Tomorrow" or "the Satellite TV".

here's one i came up with....

The Dead Llama: "Five shots of the Jaeg, a package of airline peanuts and a bottle cap, all in 15 seconds.

[Nabubrush]

That sort of went poorly.

[Arachno-capitalist]

yikes.

[jay-ell]

Today I saw the episode of The Simpsons where Homer makes a drink called The Lawnmower.  It's wheatgrass and vodka.  I Laughed.  Out Loud. 

[linnea]

I guess I'm not adventurous enough to play this game. I can't come up with a single drink that doesn't revolve around the ludicrous amounts of cat hair that float around my house despite 2x weekly vacuumings.

Today I saw the episode of The Simpsons where Homer makes a drink called The Lawnmower.  It's wheatgrass and vodka.  I Laughed.  Out Loud. 

Oh jeez, that's AWESOME! Hee! When I worked as a barista, I worked with an adorable rawfoods vegan girl named Beth. She was straightedge and did not drink, so she talked me into doing wheatgrass shots with her. They taste awful, and a Lawnmower shot would be the ideal use for them. Or at the very least, follow a shot of wheatgrass with a wedge of lemon, tequila-style.

[melack]

This is a drink I call 'Coca-Cola':

-High Fructose Corn Syrup
-Caramel Color
-Phosphoric Acid
-Natural Flavors
-Caffeine

The secret to getting it right is in the high fructose corn syrup. You just can't stroll into your local neighborhood market these days and expect to pick up a quality high fructose corn syrup, not like they used to make in the old days at least. I remember when family recipes for high fructose corn syrup were passed down from mother to daughter with love and care. How times have changed...

[theinevitable]

adorable rawfoods vegan girl named Beth. She was straightedge and did not drink

see, it says something bad about me that I read this and thought "she sounds hot."

[littlefallsmets]

I don't know what it says about me but I didn't think she sounded hot.

I thought "oh, man, I sure don't like people who would clearly judge the hell out of me".

[jay-ell]

I'm with inev.  She sounded hot to me. 

I'm envisioning black lipstick and pink hair. 

[oball]

Well, at least a vegan who doesn't drink would be cheap to buy dinner for on a date.  You could spend the money you saved on a steak and a tall frosty one for yourself.

[jay-ell]

rawfoods vegan. 

Hot, but impossible to shop for. 

Nobody's perfect. 

[jough]

Here's one I'm calling a "Fallujah Fizz":

Mix nitroglycerin and vodka, drop in an Alka-Seltzer tablet, and shake well. It's so good and your 72 virgins will never smell the liquor on your breath.

[Nabubrush]

Up here we like 7up, Listerine, Nyquil, and a couple squirts of that alcohol-based hand sanitizer. I'd give it a catchy name, but I think I'm losing my vision.

[linnea]

Up here we like 7up, Listerine, Nyquil, and a couple squirts of that alcohol-based hand sanitizer. I'd give it a catchy name, but I think I'm losing my vision.

Jesus, can't you decant some hooch into some empty shampoo bottles or Mountain Dew bottles at home and then smuggle them in? Man. That's how my crap dude's friends smuggled hooch to him in Iraq through the mail.

I'm with inev.  She sounded hot to me. 

She was highly cute. Also, lfm, you needn't worry because she was very non-judgmental. Which is pretty rare for many vegans, IMHO. When I was in college all the other vegans I knew were like obnoxious born-again Christians in their haughtiness, self-righteousness, and propensity to proselytize.

[Ben-San]

I just like squeezing a lime into Dr. Pepper.