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« on: October 17, 2003, 08:35:13 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2003, 09:47:14 PM »
I'd only break the fifth commandment.
God bless the 'D.

*wanders off and listens to some - including the wonderful Jack Black version of Let's Get It On. Curses for me missing them at the Fringe!*
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2003, 09:56:14 PM »
Following number five has a good effect on following number six, though.
It's all that sugar, you know?
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2003, 10:04:22 PM »
Should 6. be followed by "sometimes" or "frequently"?
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2003, 11:02:36 PM »
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Following number five has a good effect on following number six, though.
It's all that sugar, you know?


You guys have seen me! I'm too damn skinny as it is! And my sugar intake is as near zero as I can get it in a world where it's hard to avoid.
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2003, 11:05:32 PM »
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Should 6. be followed by "sometimes" or "frequently"?


Seriously, because as the song tells us, sometimes you just gotta fuck her HARD.
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2003, 02:33:42 AM »
I liked number 8.  Who the hell knew that D was such a "regular" guy?
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2003, 06:10:04 AM »
I confess that, having been kept up many a night by last year's Loud Overstereo'd Bint Across the Hall blaring "Fuck Her Gently," I just can't handle the D. Can anyone suggest any therapy?
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2003, 08:25:07 AM »
Maybe getting fucked gently would help.

Just thinking out loud here.
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2003, 12:39:14 PM »
I got the D disc for my boyfriend a couple a Valantines' days ago because he really likes them.  But I must warn: do not play this CD while romancing your lady.  There is something very uncomfortable and disconcerting about listening to wry commentary on the thing you are actually doing.  So fuck her gently? Yes, -but don't listen to "Fuck her Gently" while you are.
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2003, 02:10:59 PM »
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So fuck her gently? Yes, -but don't listen to "Fuck her Gently" while you are.

Seconded. Taught me never to have my mp3s on random during special moments.
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2003, 04:47:57 PM »
Hell, it would feel too much like there was an overweight hyperactice guy in the room with you...
Scary...
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2003, 06:00:58 PM »
Actually you just describe how my boyfriend used to look - at the time he looked just like Jack Black, which made it all the more creepy.  I guess it would have been two overweight hyperactive guys in the room.  Now my boyfriend has a physical labor based job and he's lost so much weight his ##### fall down.
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2003, 08:04:14 PM »
Jack Black in the room while you're making out = scary image.

And yes, leaving WinAmp on on random during tender moments tends to be awkward at the very least. Even in the best-case scenario, there's inevitably an "... excuse me, honey, I'm going to fast-forward through the MC Hawking now" moment.
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2003, 04:18:16 PM »
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"... excuse me, honey, I'm going to fast-forward through the MC Hawking now".


True.  Story.
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