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« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2007, 02:30:58 AM »
Quote from: linnea on September 20, 2007, 09:44:47 PM
Aw, crap. Paul, where did you find this??

By following the link you provided

Quote from: linnea on September 20, 2007, 02:03:03 AM
Check this out.

It's right there on the first page.
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« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2007, 03:10:12 AM »
We've been saying "Don't taze me, bro." at work all day.  It's fun.

And singing this song:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMkGOpAF4s
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« Reply #47 on: September 21, 2007, 03:29:55 AM »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 21, 2007, 02:30:58 AM
By following the link you provided

It's right there on the first page.

Ohhh... See, I have SafeSearch on. I don't think that showed up in my search.
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« Reply #48 on: September 21, 2007, 06:28:10 AM »
This just in: Bill O'Reilly wants to get Hell of Tazed.

This man is...
he is a big bully. this guy is a big ol' bully.
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« Reply #49 on: September 21, 2007, 11:57:13 AM »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 21, 2007, 06:28:10 AM
This just in: Bill O'Reilly wants to get Hell of Tazed.

This man is...
he is a big bully. this guy is a big ol' bully.

While I don't disagree, please elaborate.
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« Reply #50 on: September 21, 2007, 02:22:58 PM »
he announced on his show that this guy was "the biggest wimp in america."
he also said that he has been tazed, and that it barely even hurts.
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« Reply #51 on: September 21, 2007, 02:31:45 PM »
Well at least no one can accuse him of hyperbole.
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« Reply #52 on: September 21, 2007, 04:04:42 PM »
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he announced on his show that this guy was "the biggest wimp in america."
he also said that he has been tazed, and that it barely even hurts.

HA! HAHAHAHAA! What a fuck*ng tool. News Flash, douche: Tasering Hurts, it can immobilize people, and that's why law enforcement uses it. Wasn't this the same man who also said that "abortion is never necessary to save the mother's life"? That motherfucker should do such as basic fact checking before he opens his foul mouth. I'll have him tell my friends who went through police academy or state trooper training that they're "wimps" and that tasering "barely even hurts". They have to get tasered as part of their training (at least in Alaska they do, I don't know about the other states). Very few people can speak while being tasered, but one officer was able to shriek "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKGETITOFFMESTOPPP!". We had a photo of his face mid-taser at the hall. Good times.
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« Reply #53 on: September 21, 2007, 09:32:29 PM »
Let me just wrap this one up: All you people who think tasers and rubber bullets and tear gas and bean bags guns and high pressure water hoses don't hurt like a mother?

Yeah, fuck you good.
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« Reply #54 on: September 21, 2007, 09:39:34 PM »
There's a reason they're not called "nonlethal weapons" anymore, after all.
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« Reply #55 on: September 21, 2007, 10:53:44 PM »
Quote from: V-Adore on September 21, 2007, 09:39:34 PM
There's a reason they're not called "nonlethal weapons" anymore, after all.
Speaking for precision in language - its probably "less-lethal-than-firearms weaponry".  Its nice for the police to have an option between harsh language and punching your ticket, but they shouldn't need to escalate past mob-and-cuff when they have the tactical advantage those campus cops did.  Although the douche was pretty sizeable.  Hopefully the media won't be onto the next shiny bauble by the time the investigation into the incident is published.
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