(10-17-2007) The Perfect Thing To Say, Ever

[theinevitable]

it occurs to me that...

my experience is limited enough that....

I mean, if you had only eaten a certain dish from one restaurant, your opinion of the dish as a whole might be skewed.

but damn, I find it hard to imagine that that might be the case in this case.

[littlefallsmets]

I'm not gonna question your sexuality, here, inev... though that is the funniest way to go.

I am gonna say, however, that you're a young dude and the coupla ladies you've gone down on were probably young and inexperienced and... probably not wise and confident enough to know how to keep their coochies properly clean for the purposes of goin' down.

Dude, you tried MacDonalds coffee and justly hated it. But that ain't coffee, son.

Don't knock it 'till you've tried some Starbucks.

[theinevitable]

um, that is what I just said.

I mean, if you had only eaten a certain dish from one restaurant, your opinion of the dish as a whole might be skewed.

[jay-ell]

It is my understanding that teenage pu$$y tastes different from twenty-five-to-thirtysomething pu$$y, which is different from middle-age pu$$y, even on the same woman.  In fact, a lady can taste vastly different from one week to the next due to the smaller changes in body chemistry the occur over the course of a menstrual cycle. 

A certain gent I know much prefers the flavour of..."mature" pu$$y to teenage pu$$y, which may explain the difference here.  If inev's experience has been with younger women, he might very well just not like the taste of girls in his particular age range. 

Nothing wrong with that, as long as you go down regardless.  I mean, sometimes cum tastes bitter, that doesn't absolve ladies of their blowjob responsibilities.  As long as it's not a matter of hygiene (and I firmly believe that a considerate lady or gent will bathe or shower for the occasion), A Gentleman Goes Down, full stop, end of story. 

[Asherdan]

...A Gentleman Goes Down...

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You!

[jaydub]

Now I'm thinking about blind taste-testing.  I wonder if I could get a grant.

[Mr Trout]

It is my understanding that teenage pu$$y tastes different from twenty-five-to-thirtysomething pu$$y, which is different from middle-age pu$$y, even on the same woman.  In fact, a lady can taste vastly different from one week to the next due to the smaller changes in body chemistry the occur over the course of a menstrual cycle. 

That is fascinating, and something to look forward to. I was an extremely awkward teenager, so I did not get much play at that point in my life, though I did taste one "Teenage Pussy" (sung to the tune of "Teenage Wasteland"). I regret that I was so nervous, and it being a one-time thing, that I do not recall what the flavors were like. Much like the first time I had tried scotch I did not know how to appreciate the flavor. I have since only tasted lady-juices aged between 25 and 34 years and have experienced such a wide variety in flavors that I cannot imagine middle-age making more of a difference than one ladies particular chemistry does.

And Inevitable? Don't get discouraged. To continue with the scotch analogy, a fine vag is an acquired taste. Just keep at it and you will learn to appreciate its subtleties.You are a young and, from what I've gathered through my lurking, an attractive young gentleman. You have no problems, only solutions for the many delicious ladies walking around that beautiful campus.

[dejavroom]

I have since only tasted lady-juices aged between 25 and 34 years and have experienced such a wide variety in flavors --

I'm a man and I'm a bit creeped out. Just puttin' it out there, sexual relations and smarm don't always, er, taste great together.