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« on: December 14, 2007, 08:31:19 PM »
Pigs are lovely little guys!

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12142007
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2007, 08:32:04 PM »
"Bottom speed: absolute zero!"

It would appear I am literally one minute behind the other post linking to today's comic. Delete at will!
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 08:33:46 PM »
Sorry! Another nice thread title, too.
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 08:36:31 PM »
I've always had a thing for the waitresses in the little bowtie.

There's something... hot about ladies dressed in men's formal wear but... I could never exactly figure out why.

Is it that its ever so mildly transgressive or... is it that makes that lady's form a secret that you want to learn or... I dunno.

Somethin' about a hot lady in a tux or such, though.
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 08:48:47 PM »
I too am a tower guy since way back. Do we get a special menu at any fast food places?
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 10:56:48 PM »
Some guys are ass men; some guys are breast men; Philippe is a tower man.

Also, some high-quality Lie Bot facts. Is it wrong that the idea of Andrew Dice Clay changing his name and becoming a social worker is so charming I want it to be true?
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 11:18:29 PM »
Does he even still do the Andrew "Dice" Clay character any more?
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2007, 12:55:49 AM »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 14, 2007, 08:36:31 PM
I've always had a thing for the waitresses in the little bowtie.

There's something... hot about ladies dressed in men's formal wear but... I could never exactly figure out why.


The answer is: Jennifer Beals' character in Flashdance.
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 02:02:51 AM »
Celery Wine for Thinkers.  Fuck yeah!
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 11:12:18 AM »
That "Absolute Zero" car is so cool, my atoms stopped moving.
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 05:21:34 PM »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 14, 2007, 08:36:31 PM
There's something... hot about ladies dressed in men's formal wear but... I could never exactly figure out why.

Yeah, me neither. But it is.

An old girlfriend of mine who was of a theatrical bent used to wear my coat, shirt and tie to her job sometimes. I don't recall her telling me beforehand that she was going to do this. It was really provocative.
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2007, 05:42:12 PM »
One time I fulfilled a mini-fantasy for the guy I was dating by re-enacting the "dress shirt" scene from An American President. 

I guess I sort of look like Annette Benning a little? 

Anyway, it was fun.  Guys are so easy. 
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2007, 05:49:04 PM »
This conversation about repressed sexual desires to see women dressed as boys is kind of disturbing.
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2007, 05:49:48 PM »
Who's repressed? 
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2007, 05:51:20 PM »
Quote from: jldunston on December 15, 2007, 05:49:48 PM
Who's repressed? 

Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 14, 2007, 08:36:31 PM
I've always had a thing for the waitresses in the little bowtie.

There's something... hot about ladies dressed in men's formal wear but... I could never exactly figure out why.
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