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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2008, 11:06:31 PM »
my friends always laugh at me when I say "Dang."

I am trying to cuss less.
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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2008, 11:34:07 PM »
"Are you near a phone?" would have been my choice for the thread subject. I'm just sayin'.

This strip will go down in history. Some of my favorite strips involve "weaker" characters bringing the stones.
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« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2008, 11:51:11 PM »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 13, 2008, 07:34:40 PM
She doesn't seem to have a lot of close lady-friends, at least in the land of the living, anyways.

Well, there is Tina, who can be just as classy as Showbiz.
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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2008, 12:07:12 AM »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 13, 2008, 11:05:23 PM
Eventually, I think they became that but... I don't think that's what they were rooted in.

Just me, just my theory but...

I can't imagine a kid just saying "shoot!" and not still getting his ass kicked for coming close... I have to think that it was created for some bowlderized kinda storytelling and then slowly grew into an accept "half"-swear through that application.

My mom says "shoot."  That's where I learned it.  I'm more inclined to use "jehosephat" or "crapioca pudding." 

Today, my son repeated Pedro's frustrated pseudo-swear.  The words "Dang Gonnit" are adorable coming from a three year old.  (Maybe I just think anything my kid says is cute because he says so little?) 

Also: Is choop here to stay?  Could it be too good to be true? 
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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2008, 12:33:30 AM »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 13, 2008, 10:16:14 PM
Also, and this may well be splitting hairs here, but I don't think that a dude as thoughtless and crude would ever refer to The Lesbian Act as "lezzing it up"... the dude would definitely say "dyking it up".

I'm not sure I've ever heard "lez" as a spoken term by an actual person in my entire life, I think it may be one of those media-created swear-replacers like "darn" and "heck" and "frig" and so on... so as to be less offensive but generally still make the point of the curse.

No way. "Dyke" implies unattractive while "lezzing it up" implies Cinemax.

My personal favorite non-swears are "son of a whore" and "dude, what the cock?"
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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2008, 12:36:27 AM »
Oh bother.
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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2008, 12:41:09 AM »
Butt Knuckles!

Turd Knocker!

Crapwich!

Crap-a-lama-lama-ding-dong!

[jeeze, why do these types of posts make me go all monkey fruit?]
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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2008, 04:15:06 AM »
Dagnabbit

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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2008, 04:29:38 AM »
Two pages of posts and nobody points out the hi-larious (and I am positive intentional) irony of Chris  running this strip on the day he starts asking for for handouts.
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2008, 04:29:51 AM »
When I was about 6 I would exclaim 'jumping jerusalem'. I'm fairly sure I didn't have a strong grip on what jerusalem was at that point, I just liked alliteration.
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« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2008, 04:50:54 AM »
They still got phone booths out there on the west coast?  Dang!
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« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2008, 04:55:30 AM »
Quote from: colmore on March 14, 2008, 04:29:38 AM
Two pages of posts and nobody points out the hi-larious (and I am positive intentional) irony of Chris  running this strip on the day he starts asking for for handouts.

What?  The link to the donor page has been there for like a week now.
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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2008, 05:01:07 AM »
Well, considering that Pacific Bell has been renamed fifteen different things since it was Pacific Bell and is, I think, AT&T again... I believe that being in a Pacific Bell phonebooth was supposed to subtly underline how low a place Showbiz was calling from...

A place where they haven't even bothered to rebrand the few remaining phone booth.
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« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2008, 05:01:43 AM »
really?

my bad then.  i hadn't noticed it.  still funny to see them both on the same page.
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