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@achewood I am composing a tone poem about eagles, lawnmowers, and Ted Nugent. It is composed only of the sounds of those things.
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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2008, 08:35:15 PM »
Dudes, I just noticed this and that there MRE Nacho thing is prolly Ray's next government contract.
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2008, 01:06:41 PM »
http://corneliusbear.blogspot.com/2008/05/working-old-soil.html

I don't know about you but I'm going to have the theme song for Unfortunately Todd stuck in my head all day.
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« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2008, 02:21:27 PM »
It sounds a lot like the theme from "Maude."
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« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2008, 09:46:28 PM »
Quote from: lprkn on May 05, 2008, 04:54:52 PM
I like me some mustard, but my brother was a fiend in his youth. Dude would put mustard on his oatmeal.

I'd like to see a regular feature where Nice Pete reviews chain restaurant condiments.
"Arby's Horsey  Sauce:  I  allow one molecule alone of this factoried garnish to reach the back of my throat. My mind awakens to memories that are not my own. I see a scab covered man roasting a small reptile over a can of Sterno. He takes a bite. I taste a mouthful of charred scales. It is the future I am tasting. That is where Arby's  pimple discharge belongs: on the burnt skin of a radioactive skink being eaten by humanity's last son. Not now, not in my mouth. I will not speak for the rest of the day, until I know the particle is gone and not secretly influencing my words.

"Next week: Taco Bell's Border Sauce ("Fire" variety): a flock of lying bats wearing clown wigs."
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« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2008, 11:23:16 PM »
DeathRay, that was obscenely awesome. 

How would Nice Pete describe the flavour of a tiny can of Dr. Pepper?
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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2008, 01:51:27 AM »
I like hossy Sauce.
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2008, 02:12:18 AM »
Me, too.  But somehow, I think NP wouldn't.
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« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2008, 01:30:16 AM »
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DeathRay, that was obscenely awesome. 

How would Nice Pete describe the flavour of a tiny can of Dr. Pepper?

"A wolf, salivating over the scent of a lamb he has just felled, hearing the worthless bleats of the mother who should have willed that her issue develop the traits of swift escape before it had quickened in her belly...that wolf sinks his teeth into fresh blood and warm flesh, and Dr. Pepper is what he tastes. It is a can of Thor's tears."
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« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2008, 02:15:21 PM »
*weeps*

In a good way. 
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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2008, 03:51:52 AM »
http://philippesblog.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-am-learning-about-hobos.html

I already learned everything there is to know about hobos from John Hodgeman's book, thankyouverymuch.
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« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2008, 12:33:09 PM »
But that is a book for grownups and Phillippe is five.
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« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2008, 06:13:07 AM »
Already he knows that karate is the proper response to being flipped off.

Kids grow up so fast these days.
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