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« on: May 20, 2008, 06:45:25 PM »
Let's talk about it. A couple months back, I was pretty freaked out by the image of an ASA dying and leaving behind a little skeleton. Also, do they poo?
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 06:51:53 PM »
They eat, apparently, so I'd assume there are waste products.
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 07:07:20 PM »
Does a bear shit in the woods? 

Cornelius, apparently, does not. 
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 10:17:56 PM »
Quote from: jay-ell on May 20, 2008, 07:07:20 PM
Does a bear shit in the woods? 

Cornelius, apparently, does not. 
I submit that shitting on toilets and shitting in the woods are not mutually exclusive.
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 11:56:38 PM »
Quote from: Dexter on May 20, 2008, 10:17:56 PM
I submit that shitting on toilets and shitting in the woods are not mutually exclusive.

I usually shit IN toilets. If youre shitting ON toilets, you are not invited to any place I am occupying.
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 11:58:06 PM »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on May 20, 2008, 11:56:38 PM
I usually shit IN toilets. If youre shitting ON toilets, you are not invited to any place I am occupying.
Do you hover over the toilet while shitting, or do you actually place your ass upon the seat?  If the latter, I believe the argument can be made that you are shitting on the toilet or, if you must be so pedantic, shitting while on the toilet.
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 12:11:26 AM »
As a frat-boy, A-CAP is undoubtedly familiar with the upper-decker.  Its an experience that scars even the hardened, particularly if you've got cleaning duties.
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 04:23:52 PM »
Quote from: Dexter on May 20, 2008, 11:58:06 PM
...if you must be so pedantic...

We kinda do, man. It's a board thing with that.

Good response, though.
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 01:32:41 PM »
Manbabies.  MANBABIES!

This thread has been hijacked by MANBABIES!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 04:02:12 PM »
Genius!
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 06:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Pedro Picasso on May 23, 2008, 01:32:41 PM
Manbabies.  MANBABIES!

This thread has been hijacked by MANBABIES!!!!

Please don't let this become The Next Big Thing. I'm begging you, Internet.
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 06:21:15 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2008, 10:14:13 PM »
It is kind of an amusing observation though that whenever an adult male is around an infant the look of aimless concentration is near identical.
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