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« on: September 05, 2008, 07:03:27 PM »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09052008

HATE the filters. NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 07:11:23 PM »
So many possible thread titles...

You think a diva carries Skoal?
A cardboard ejector chute and Charles Bronson on the package...
Godiva Flavor

That's some industrial strength Achewood funny right there.
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 07:14:08 PM »
See, I'd have probably gone with "The Original Diva Dam."  Problem solved. 

The filters, incidentally, are not my fault. 

Well, not *that* one, anyway. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 07:26:06 PM »
I'll be damned if I'm going to change my idea for a thread title for the sake of the damned filters. Who's in charge around here anyway? I mean, I know, not me... but still.
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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 07:28:02 PM »
Holy craps was that a goldmine of win. I like how Tina has kept 'ill' in her vocabulary, just like '86.

Ray be illin'.
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 07:34:56 PM »
I would also nominate "Like all hemoglobins an' shit?" as a winning thread title, but my love of medicine has me a bit biased I guess. Also the last panel pretty much made me laugh hard enough to rupture my Rectus sheath.
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 07:39:26 PM »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 05, 2008, 07:28:02 PM
Holy craps was that a goldmine of win. I like how Tina has kept 'ill' in her vocabulary, just like '86.

Ray be illin'.

"I got nothin' BUT lady things in my purse, fool!" has a nice Mr. T vibe. Well, maybe not the lady things part, but I can still hear Mr. T saying that. '86 was a good year.
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 07:40:18 PM »
If I were a woman, I would buy tampons with a picture of Charles Bronson on the package. "For days with DANGEROUSLY HEAVY FLOW."
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 07:40:49 PM »
Quote from: milhouse on September 05, 2008, 07:39:26 PM
"I got nothin' BUT lady things in my purse, fool!" has a nice Mr. T vibe too. Well, maybe not the lady things part, but I can still hear Mr. T saying that.


That's what MRS T would say, fool!
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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 08:24:23 PM »
So if Ray asks Tina to hold something for him in her purse, does that item immediately become a lady thing? If you put a copy of Men's Health in there would Women's Health come out?
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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 08:52:06 PM »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 05, 2008, 08:24:23 PM
So if Ray asks Tina to hold something for him in her purse, does that item immediately become a lady thing? If you put a copy of Men's Health in there would Women's Health come out?

I believe one of the original names for a purse was a "Manly to Lady-like Converter," but that name was too long to fit on the tags they had back then.

I must wonder if Beef's MacGyvering skills are limited to lady products or if he plans to branch out.
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 10:32:11 PM »
Quote from: memnarch on September 05, 2008, 08:52:06 PM
I believe one of the original names for a purse was a "Manly to Lady-like Converter," but that name was too long to fit on the tags they had back then.

I must wonder if Beef's MacGyvering skills are limited to lady products or if he plans to branch out.

Beef can create a workable C-4 substitute using only lip gloss, a condom/dental dam, and a single Titty Buxx ticket.
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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 10:38:05 PM »
Good Lord I nearly died laughing.
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 11:50:03 PM »
The title of this thread makes me think of the short-lived 60's spy series "The Man From V.A.G.I.N.A.", which I just made up. This strip is awesome. What does it mean "to buck nasty"? Is it... good?
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2008, 12:19:06 AM »
It's nasty.
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