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« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2008, 04:03:11 AM »

Yes, twice, which I guess would be what I am talking about?  Was that not clear? 

Also, I have no idea who Andrew Rigley is, Darryl Hall isn't cool because Hall and Oates wasn't cool (though Simon and Garfunkel isn't that cool either), and Bez, a guy with a similar role, is one of the coolest dudes to ever be involved in music.
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« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2008, 04:06:50 AM »

"You know you don't drive a woman crazy enough to buck nasty." This sentence confuses me. Is Tina saying that roast beef can't make a woman orgasm via oral sex?
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« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2008, 04:12:55 AM »

I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus. 

Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see. 
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« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2008, 04:17:20 AM »

I think Simon and Garfunkel are pretty cool.
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Beats me, man. Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.

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« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2008, 01:37:45 PM »

I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus. 

Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see. 

I can't imagine why else it would be in such a girly flavor.
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« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2008, 02:28:21 PM »

homeboy will be none happy when he wakes up with a tampon and a thing used for tossing salads stuck to his stomach.
I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus. 

Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see. 

This is all well and good, but it kind of throws water on the whole beaver/v.a.g.i.n.a. products motif.
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« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2008, 05:50:54 PM »

This is all well and good, but it kind of throws water on the whole beaver/v.a.g.i.n.a. products motif.

To read a sentence which has never before been written in the history of man is one of the reasons I come here.
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« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2008, 11:51:33 PM »

Hall and Oates wasn't cool

What say WHAT?! Hold on, nigga! DAAAAAAMN!

That moustache alone is cooler than all of us put together can ever hope to be.
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« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2008, 04:36:31 AM »

I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus. 

Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see. 

Considering that thought, the idea of it being chocolate flavored is a bit... unsettling.
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« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2008, 06:38:22 PM »

Hmm....

Art Blakey
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Artis Gilmore
Art Carney

I'm thinking no...

Art Carney was notorious for narcing on the negro gaffers who would smoke jays behind the Cranston Apartment set.
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« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2008, 07:25:47 PM »

Jeez, you'd have to have a heart of stone not to let a dude get lit up, way things were in the '50's, you'd think.
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