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« on: November 13, 2003, 08:18:18 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2003, 08:42:20 AM »
Oh no! Scary again!

It may really be an ice cream shop, but that ice cream guy is CREEPY.
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2003, 09:04:51 AM »
OK - so who's a fan of Gelati brand Ice Creams?
(Flavours include Tofu)
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2003, 09:18:28 AM »
Cobwebs in an ice cream shoppe are never a good sign, super-secret or otherwise.
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2003, 11:24:24 AM »
I was telling mom in the email I wrote to her that the only way this could get bad was if this man was an accomplice of nice pete and -she- said this guy looked harmless ..well, today I said "I told you so!  he is so angry now!"  hah.

Things aren't lookin' good ..I was hoping I'd be wrong honestly.
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2003, 12:54:47 PM »
Aaugh!
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2003, 02:10:17 PM »
He's just groggy. I mean the man's clearly been asleep for like a year. Give him a minute to wake up and I'm sure he'll be fine.

How would you feel if somebody woke you up expecting cheerful frozen dairy service before you had a chance to even stretch?
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2003, 02:20:10 PM »
No no, I am always that clueless when I just wake up. Secret Ice Cream shop or nay.
He's just trying to guage whether he's really woken up to an otter in a bee costume, or if he's still dreaming.
Then he'll crack out the ice cream!

(Cort you beat me to it...)
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2003, 02:20:25 PM »
That sadistic bastard Onstad!  He's just torturing us.  Let's see, tomorrow will be a strip featuring Ray turning on the exit ramp and trying to decide which way to turn to find the limestone quarry.

Then, on Monday the ice cream guy will say something like "Ahem" or "Y'want Sprinkles".

On Tuesday, a plane will crash on to Beef's car, killing him instantly and incinerating the remains.  Only his big toe will survive.  Meanwhile, Nice Pete will be seen to stand menacingly behind Phillippe.

Wednesday will find Ray filling up at a gas station.

Thursday we must check in with Pat and Arthur, who we find debating Kirkegaard.

On Friday it's back to the ice cream shack where we see the ol' scooper dipping into his dusty freezer while Nice Pete reaches under his wife beater and pulls something unidentifiable out.  Beef and Molly have their first baby in heaven.

I just know that Onstad is loving this.  He's sitting in a darkened room over there on the west coast, wringing his hands and laughing sinisterly.  Damn evil genius!
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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2003, 04:56:36 PM »
This is getting a little overly drawn out - and I'm dying to see what the posse is doing.

Maybe the old dude will have a coughing fit, and Phillippe, lacking the ability to hold up his arms to ward off the oncoming cloud of lung squeezin's, will contract a fatal case of tuberculosis.

The art is fun, though.
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« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2003, 05:29:12 PM »
I dont think its overly drawn out. I am still on the edge of my seat, and fully entertained.
Wanting to know what happens is part of the entertainment, also, think about how the archives will read. Its a really good sequence, infact, I am almost reaching 'booze mail threshold'
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« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2003, 05:29:58 PM »
Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
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 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  

The drawn-outedness may be irritating now, but just imagine how beautiful it will be when we can go back and read the full arc in the archives.  

<sigh>... :love:
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« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2003, 06:38:28 PM »
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..well, today I said "I told you so!  he is so angry now!"  


The ice cream man resembles an unholy cross between Wilford Brimley and John Wayne Gacy.

 

EDIT:

Here's a more aged Gacy (shortly before he exhausted all of his appeals):

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« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2003, 06:40:15 PM »
I was thinking Brimley, but the Gacy connection is just too powerful to bear.

Maybe this is some kind of ice cream shop for serial murderers or something?
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« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2003, 06:53:18 PM »
And...what happened to Captain Impossibles? So oft first to post, perhaps he has turned his sled back into a bong?
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