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« on: January 27, 2009, 03:37:21 AM »
I'm sure Mr.Onstad is enjoying the new house we bought him, but when will the man stop living in the celebration? Get back to work, 'stad. Make with the funnies. You're bordering on like, PBF status right now.
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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 03:39:20 AM »
I for one do not wish to see strips about crying. I am willing to wait.
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 03:44:23 AM »
 
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 03:50:44 AM »
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Ain't nobody gonna get burned on this deal.

Then how come you sold your eyes?
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2009, 03:57:05 AM »
Um, yeah, I've moved several times before, but I ain't never taken two weeks off work afterwards.
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2009, 02:21:51 PM »
I just want to make it perfectly clear I haven't bought anyone a house.

I think my fiancee would get jealous if I'd been going round buying houses for other people, you know? You've got to be safe.
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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2009, 03:08:05 PM »
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Um, yeah, I've moved several times before, but I ain't never taken two weeks off work afterwards.

Well, remember he's moving both his home and his work, so that's more complicated.

I'm less impatient for a strip than for another blog post explaining the moving story, which sounds dramatic and interesting. But I have been very well trained to expect a strip when I get one, at this point.
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« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2009, 03:36:22 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2009, 04:21:38 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2009, 06:04:07 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2009, 06:06:11 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2009, 06:10:33 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2009, 07:13:25 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2009, 07:24:00 PM »
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