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« on: October 15, 2009, 04:26:10 AM »

is where my job is to be smart, but I don't have to do anything.  Consulting.  I need to find books that tell me how to consulting.
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 04:33:51 AM »

my dream job is to be a pug

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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 04:38:18 AM »

As explained here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROlDmux7Tk4 consultants manufacture bullshit on an endless conveyor of pie charts and matrices. You would fit in great with them, but I wouldn't wish your tornado of douche on anyone.
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2009, 04:48:29 AM »



My dream job is to be a pug in a swing.
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 04:54:10 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 04:54:38 AM »

A-Cap: the type of consulting you'd recommend to Mr. Wonderful might land him in jail:

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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 05:03:29 AM »

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I came here to chew gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of gum.

You will have plenty of time later in your life to replace toilets. At your age you are just supposed to pee in them and then go out and live life.- Wombat
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 05:09:04 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 03:24:15 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 03:54:54 AM »

I feel it's worth pointing out that since Mr. Wonderful has both sharply boosted board activity AND indirectly filled the board with pugs my theory that he is a rogue part of Wombat's subconscious is stronger than ever.
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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2009, 05:08:41 AM »

There is wisdom in what you say.
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« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2009, 05:30:12 AM »

anachrocpaitalist said to me in a private message "fuck you"

that's all he/she said.

I mean hold jesus what did I do to deserve that?

someone needs to take their cunt pills
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« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2009, 05:31:23 AM »

I did!
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« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2009, 11:33:27 AM »

v-tinycan for arachno-capitalist.
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« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2009, 01:23:12 PM »

A-CAP, do you have a big veiny rack?
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