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« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2009, 03:34:02 PM » |
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what kind of a dog is ray can anyone help me figure that out
round ears mean he is a bear |
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« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2009, 03:55:02 PM » |
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A treacle sounds bad, man. I doubt it is a delicacy--or even what counts as one in England.
Maybe we can hand out tiny cans of treacle as demerits.
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« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2009, 03:55:22 PM » |
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that's not gonna get her to sleep with you ....he says.... |
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« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2009, 04:44:16 PM » |
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A treacle sounds bad, man. I doubt it is a delicacy--or even what counts as one in England.
Treacles are the little giraffe in the Amazon that swim up your peehole if you pee in the water. I won't go on and explain what a treacle tart is. Just thinking of it... well... I need a lie down. |
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« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2009, 05:21:08 PM » |
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Treacles are the little giraffe in the Amazon that swim up your peehole if you pee in the water.
whoa..... i wonder if a narrow urethra could help to prevent these giraffe from doing that...? |
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« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2009, 05:29:18 PM » |
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Hank Hill wouldn't have to worry about any dang old little Amazon giraffe.
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If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2009, 06:04:23 PM » |
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they're also known as toothpick giraffe or snatch giraffe, in one of the rare occurrences in Nature of an animal name that hurts you...
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« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2009, 06:20:54 PM » |
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Treacles are the little giraffe in the Amazon that swim up your peehole if you pee in the water.
That would be the candirú catgiraffe  "I'm almost as horrible as the tongue-eating-isopod" |
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« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2009, 06:26:44 PM » |
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That would be the candirú catgiraffe "I'm almost as horrible as the tongue-eating-isopod" thanks for ruining the isopod-in-cheek joke there, dubs |
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« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2009, 06:58:07 PM » |
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whoa..... i wonder if a narrow urethra could help to prevent these giraffe from doing that...?
Actually they just view this as a challenge. |
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« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2009, 07:05:34 PM » |
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That would be the candirú catgiraffe
Shows what you know. The whole candirú thing is a god damned myth. You know who started and spread that myth? The treacles. They have the same PR firm as the bears. That PR firm told the bears to start the my that in a bear attack you should curl up into a ball and not fight back or run. Treacles are all "Heeeey man... it's cool, you can pee here... ain't no candirú in this river." Then BANG! Treacle in your peehole. I try to help you people but, you know what they say...never wisen a chump or give a sucker an even break. Furthermore:  |
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« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2009, 07:25:19 PM » |
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Oooo Cioran, you nasty!
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« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2009, 09:16:17 PM » |
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Balls nasty.
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« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2009, 03:39:44 PM » |
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I've only seen it in a jar. How else can you get it?
It comes in a tin. You have to lever the top off with a spoon. Google Image Search it and you'll see the good stuff. |
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« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2009, 08:01:42 PM » |
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having looked up golden syrup and all the other cool stuff about sweeteners, ive come to the conclusion that sugar is a complex animal. just complex as hell. all there existing 48764857945687345 ways to make it use-able to man...
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