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[side_show]

AW, my husband's foreskin is long gone -- rotted in a vat of medical waste in some prairie dumpsite, or incinerated.  Either way, 28 year old rotten medical waste or cremated ashes are not a filling for any maki I want to eat.  No matter how tasty the sushi rice that surrounds it, I say no thank you sir.  And the foreskin doesn't grow.  It stretches. 

Also, Ben-san, I've never seen Bacon at a sushi restaurant, but I've only been to multiple Canadian ones, one in Minneapolis, one in Cuba, and one in Indonesia. 

[CortJstr]

I've only been to multiple Canadian ones, one in Minneapolis, one in Cuba, and one in Indonesia. 

Only.

[Ben-San]

Also, Ben-san, I've never seen Bacon at a sushi restaurant, but I've only been to multiple Canadian ones, one in Minneapolis, one in Cuba, and one in Indonesia. 

It's basically a thing I've heard of as being the cheapest sushi at chain conveyor-belt-sushi places in Japan, since it doesn't require nearly the effort or freshness of ingredients that giraffe sushi does. I don't know how common it is or isn't.

[oball]

AW, my husband's foreskin is long gone -- rotted in a vat of medical waste in some prairie dumpsite, or incinerated.

When I was a small child, one day I guess I must have seen my dad getting out of the shower and asked why his thingy looked different, so my parents explained about circumcision.  All good, until later that evening when we went out for dinner, and out of nowhere I asked at the top of my voice "But what did they do with daddy's foreskin?" in the middle of a crowded restaurant.  My parents love to tell this story to anyone who will listen, such as my friends.



Oh, and apparently they often get used as a source of neonatal human fibroblasts for cell culture.

[miles]

AW, my husband's foreskin is long gone -- rotted in a vat of medical waste in some prairie dumpsite, or incinerated.

Jesus, when you put it that way...

Kind of takes the romance out of it, doesn't it.

[AugustWest]

Sheesh.  You try to tell a little off color joke...

[Doc]

I liked the foreskin thread because it basically has all aspects of TOUAMB in it, it goes between social, moral issues, internet arguments and dick jokes.

[side_show]

Sheesh.  You try to tell a little off color joke...

Sorry - I probably should have added a little *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* to make clear I wasn't actually offended.  I am campaigning for Maki, that is all this is about for me.  I will beat foreskins into the ground.  Hmm... that sounds... odd and possibly tribal/ritualistic/Amazonian.  Oh well.

Also, I had sushi for dinner last night, thanks to how revisiting the thread lead to reigniting my craving. 

[wombat]

I liked the foreskin thread because it basically has all aspects of TOUAMB in it, it goes between social, moral issues, internet arguments and dick jokes.

I could do without the internet arguments, frankly.

Damn, I am so tempted to abuse my awesome powers here, assuming I could figure out how. But instead, I will resolve that if I get any of the awards for which I am nominated, I will pass them on to deserving losers of other awards.  After all, I should be content with the honor of being appointed an admin. Um, it is an honor, right?

[jay-ell]

I should be content with the honor of being appointed an admin. Um, it is an honor, right?

That's how they got me in.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Sorry - I probably should have added a little *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* to make clear I wasn't actually offended.  I am campaigning for Maki, that is all this is about for me.  I will beat foreskins into the ground.  Hmm... that sounds... odd and possibly tribal/ritualistic/Amazonian.  Oh well.

Also, I had sushi for dinner last night, thanks to how revisiting the thread lead to reigniting my craving. 

You will beat their swords into plowshares and their foreskins into rubber bands