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« on: November 24, 2009, 01:48:56 PM »
Have a beer and a couple of pugs.
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 01:55:02 PM »
Happy birthday. I hope you get one of those insanely expensive bags you're so fond of.
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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 02:00:10 PM »
America's favourite sassy Alaskan lady!
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 02:46:20 PM »
Happy Birthday!  Say hello to Sarah Palin for me.
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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 04:32:47 PM »
Quote from: AugustWest on November 24, 2009, 02:46:20 PM
Happy Birthday!  Say hello to Rub your groin on Sarah Palin for me.

And send me pictures.

Happy birthday, lady.
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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 04:49:22 PM »
Any fan of Scottish Folds deserves a great birthday, indeed.  Celebrate well, and best wishes for a wonderful year!
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 06:46:43 PM »
Quote from: AugustWest on November 24, 2009, 02:46:20 PM
Happy Birthday!  Say hello to Sarah Palin for me.

I got you an untraceable handgun and 100 untraceable bullets!
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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 07:22:27 PM »
im glad you were born.
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 07:45:02 PM »
A fine day, which gave the world two awesome ladies for the price of one.  HB Somebody nice##### & Kellichou
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2009, 03:08:22 AM »
Normally Death keeps his metered pace behind us like a metronome, stepping casually, ever onward to your eventual demise.

Today he's like, "HOORAY, CAKE!"

Happy Birthday!
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2009, 04:20:53 AM »
Oh, it's your birthday again, already?  And you still haven't found a man to settle down with and start having babies.  Tsk, tsk, you're breaking your mother's heart.   Cheesy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CRAZY ALASKAN BITCH!!!
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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2009, 04:41:49 AM »
You guys are working some rough birthday chuckles.  OOOFFF.
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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2009, 05:43:56 AM »
BIRTHDAY!
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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2009, 12:44:49 AM »
Thank you, everyone! Sadly, I did not get an expensive handbag. But I did get a kitty calendar from some friends in NZ, and I got some new purple monogrammed flannel sheets from my sister, and a blender from my pa, and some money from my mom, and a shirt from my younger sister. Some friends of mine took me out for sushi, and then more friends bought me drinks. Some ladies at work brought me some cheesecake. All in all, it was a pretty epic birthday. The only thing better would have been a lap dance from a fireman (Teodor would settle for a phone call, but hey, I'm a single lady).
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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2009, 12:57:14 AM »
Quote from: lprkn on November 24, 2009, 06:46:43 PM
I got you an untraceable handgun and 100 untraceable bullets!

Ooooh! Damn, lprkn. You sure know the way to a lady's withered, blackened heart. Tiny can.
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