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« Reply #90 on: December 19, 2009, 02:09:56 PM »
Quote from: Mr Trout on December 19, 2009, 01:31:01 PM
Wimp.



OK, you get a few cans for that.
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« Reply #91 on: December 19, 2009, 04:49:00 PM »
There are people in all of those windows. I know this is easy to forget sometimes.
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« Reply #92 on: December 19, 2009, 05:09:07 PM »
Those people are snowed-in and bored. It's a public service.
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« Reply #93 on: December 19, 2009, 05:16:35 PM »
Quote from: wombat on December 19, 2009, 02:09:56 PM
OK, you get a few cans for that.

We ALL got cans. Mr. Trout got tiny cans of Dr. Pepper, and the rest of us got Mr. Trout's cans.

Also, Trout wins the thread.
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« Reply #94 on: December 19, 2009, 07:13:06 PM »
yeah, dude.  guts. 
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« Reply #95 on: December 19, 2009, 07:17:20 PM »
I had something I thought would trump all entries in terms of trouserlessness in ridiculous places, but I have nothing currently available to top that. At least until it snows here.

You have strong beans boss
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« Reply #96 on: December 19, 2009, 08:05:35 PM »
SO good, Mr. Trout.  So very, very good.
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« Reply #97 on: December 19, 2009, 08:14:14 PM »
if the reactions are any indication, mr trout won the "best post of '10" already.....
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« Reply #98 on: December 19, 2009, 11:08:11 PM »
Perhaps this is good enough, despite not being able to see the actual pantlessness.  I was practicing my "locker-room pervert" costume and persona for my Halloween-eve costume.  It is just acting, please don't view me as an actual sexual deviant.

The joke was that one buddy in a group of friends was a locker room pervert at the gym, so I dressed up as him.
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« Reply #99 on: December 19, 2009, 11:18:21 PM »
Quote from: *****_god on December 19, 2009, 11:08:11 PM
Perhaps this is good enough, despite not being able to see the actual pantlessness.  I was practicing my "locker-room pervert" costume and persona for my Halloween-eve costume.  It is just acting, please don't view me as an actual sexual deviant.

The joke was that one buddy in a group of friends was a locker room pervert at the gym, so I dressed up as him.

I didn't read any of your post, but wow, you look like such a perverted sexual deviant. 
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« Reply #100 on: December 19, 2009, 11:24:05 PM »
that is one awesome moustache, robogo

it's real isn't it if it isn't real it isn't awesome
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« Reply #101 on: December 20, 2009, 01:04:43 AM »
Quote from: *****_god on December 19, 2009, 11:08:11 PM
a locker room pervert at the gym
Is that the guy that washes his junk in the sink, then spends way too long applying body powder to himself?
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« Reply #102 on: December 20, 2009, 01:23:29 AM »
Quote from: jaydub on December 20, 2009, 01:04:43 AM
Is that the guy that washes his junk in the sink, then spends way too long applying body powder to himself?

I'm guessing it's the guy whose eyes linger too low and too long.
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« Reply #103 on: December 20, 2009, 12:11:16 PM »
Of course my mustache is real, wearing a fake mustache would be like... equivalent to wearing blackface.
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« Reply #104 on: December 21, 2009, 02:51:59 PM »
fan-TAST-ic.  So impressed by stones it took to show your cheeks.
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