I had a dream....

[Toaster]

I'd go to that carnival. Hell, I'd work at that carnival.

[jay-ell]

I had a dream that I was on the verge of Maximum Cuddles with a cross between James Marsters and A Guy I Knew In College, which is not actually much of a stretch. (You can't tell from the headshots, but they have similar body types, favor shirts that are tight and/or sleeveless, and both used to be platinum-blonde but have since let their hair go back to natural brown. I was with the platinum-blonde version.) Anyway, there I was, moments away from ecstasy, and we realized neither of us had a condom. So he ran out to get one, and by the time he got back I had remembered that I was married, and I couldn't go through with it.

Even after remembering Pedro, I was tempted, but ultimately, I did the right thing.

So. Disappointing. Where's a lucid dream when you need one?

[theinevitable]

I had a dream recently that I turned down a threesome with the two hottest girls from my high school, because I remembered that I had a girlfriend. My girlfriend did not find this dream as flattering as I wanted her to.

I never have sex dreams, so it is kind of disappointing that I missed out on some awesome dream-sex.
I think I have literally had one dream where I had sex, ever, and that was when I was much much younger and it was weird and not like what sex is like.
I am pretty sure it was still when my understanding of sex was "you lie on top of her, and eventually some stuff comes out if you stay there long enough."

[Arachno-capitalist]

I never have sex dreams, so it is kind of disappointing that I missed out on some awesome dream-sex.
I think I have literally had one dream where I had sex, ever, and that was when I was much much younger and it was weird and not like what sex is like.
I am pretty sure it was still when my understanding of sex was "you lie on top of her, and eventually some stuff comes out if you stay there long enough."

Thats a lot better than what my first understanding of sex was.

[jay-ell]

I had a dream recently that I turned down a threesome with the two hottest girls from my high school, because I remembered that I had a girlfriend. My girlfriend did not find this dream as flattering as I wanted her to.

I never have sex dreams, so it is kind of disappointing that I missed out on some awesome dream-sex.
I think I have literally had one dream where I had sex, ever, and that was when I was much much younger and it was weird and not like what sex is like.
I am pretty sure it was still when my understanding of sex was "you lie on top of her, and eventually some stuff comes out if you stay there long enough."

I used to have sex dreams all the time, but now the best I seem to be able to muster is dreams where I could be having sex with random hotties if only I weren't married, or -- even worse -- dreams where I could be having sex with my hot, hot spouse, if only I didn't have kids.

Such is life.

[jaydub]

Thats a lot better than what my first understanding of sex was.

In summer school between my Freshman and Sophomore years of HS a classmate was under the impression that sex involved urinating inside the woman.  Either he hadn't hit puberty or he was watching some weird German porn was all I could figure.  I had the basic facts down by age 8, since my pet mice engineered a population explosion, and stuff started getting messy for me sometime in 7th grade.

[Drygioni]

Might as well spill. I had a sex dream involving a member of this board.



A MALE member of this board.

I am not a massive sex-dream person so I hope you feel flattered somewhere in the recesses of your mind.

As for 'what sex is like' when you're a kid, I asked, nay BEGGED my parents to explain to me how it all worked at the age of 6. After much persistence, Papa Judy said 'there's a special cuddle and then the dad does a special wee and a baby is born', cue both parents bursting out laughing whilst I sat there nonplussed.

I genuinely hold an unholy terror for the day one of my mates remembers the time two years later I announced this story to the class.

[littlefallsmets]

It is okay that you dreamed of my special wee, Jude.

I am flattered whenever anyone dreams of my special wee.

[Doc]

A MALE member of this board.

The sound you can hear is JL's heart breaking.
Although if it was Nabrush that doesn't count, we've all been there man.

[littlefallsmets]

...though, remember, JL's fella is a member of the board.

That might be like SUPER hot to her.

[jay-ell]

The sound you can hear is JL's heart breaking.

So true.

...though, remember, JL's fella is a member of the board.

That might be like SUPER hot to her.

Hope springs eternal!

[AugustWest]

Might as well spill. I had a sex dream involving a member of this board.



A MALE member of this board.

Did it involve one of you squealing like a pig?

[Asherdan]

So many Ned Beatty pictures to not post...

[side_show]

I had a dream that I got a new, large, open-concept condo, only I filled it with so many bookshelves full of trashy best sellers that it was like a rat maze. 

I was watching a TV show where a couple was shopping for a condo before I went to bed.  Huh.

[pmcd9]

This one was a weirdie...

I was on a road walking.  There were others on the road with me.  It was olden days, like biblical times or something.  I was trying to catch up to the Pope who was also walking along the road.  I had a question for him about something which I've forgotten.  It had something to do with sex, I think.  Just as I got to the Pope he tripped and fell to the ground.  I helped him up and asked him my question (which I've forgotten).  it seems like his answer wasn't very direct, but it was helpful.  So now we're in the village and I'm surrounded by Jews.  They start giving me advice concerning my problem in that way that you only see in a Hollywood musical .  And of course they broke into song.  So imagine these Jewish peasants straight out of Fiddler on the Roof singing a song about inappropriate touching.  There was one man leading a donkey who placed his hand on the arm of a woman carrying a load of straw.  He sang something to her at which she replied in song "please don't touch me."  Variations on this his scenario were repeated several times before the chorus joined in to hammer the lesson home as we walked toward a beautiful sunrise.  Then the credits began to roll like at the beginning of a movie "Shlemiel Lends a Helping Hand" or something to that effect "copyright XXVect..." superimposed upon the sky and I was seeing it as if it were actually in the sky, because of course I was in the movie not watching it.

Then I woke up.