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« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2009, 04:11:25 PM » |
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It's because she stinks.
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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2009, 04:20:43 PM » |
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It's because she stinks.
I blame the Bog of Eternal Stench |
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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2009, 05:10:51 PM » |
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When she was twelve, she ran away and joined a circus. Her side_show act was to guess a person's age, weight, or date of birth based on the particular aroma of his or her B.O.
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"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2009, 03:40:57 AM » |
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She's into S&M, now-obscure units of measurement, and not capitalising. I create my own obscure units of measure. |
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What August Said!
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2009, 02:05:48 PM » |
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This reminds me of a Super Dave Osborn special about safety I saw back in the day. He explained you should always keep at least one Super Dave Super Safe Space between you and the car in front of you. That's roughly a car-length, but Super Dave Super Safe Space us easier to remember. |
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[Evil Scientist Laugh]
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2009, 05:07:19 PM » |
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Imagine my disappointment in the link when I misread it the first time. |
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Pain and suffering are inevitable in life; misery is optional. Our hells are custom made for us by our own mind.
If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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i make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2009, 06:12:07 PM » |
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obscene unit of measure= a c*** hair
[[shudder]] i really hate that word.
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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2009, 06:19:09 PM » |
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obscene unit of measure= a c*** hair A red cunt hair. |
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« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2009, 06:46:13 PM » |
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obscene unit of measure= a c*** hair
[[shudder]] i really hate that word.
Better not mention stra wberries, then. |
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2009, 07:05:48 PM » |
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A red cunt hair.
...which is darker at the root end than the tip. |
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« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2009, 08:38:02 PM » |
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Better not mention stra
wait... what? |
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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2009, 08:48:44 PM » |
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[[shudder]] i really hate that word.
What is it with you seppos and your hangups over the word "cunt"? Anyone would think it's offensive, rather than a term of endearment. EDIT: Fuck I love Wikipedia sometimes: In this sense the word is used to describe crude excess. An example of 'cunt' used as a simile to express an intense condition of bawdy, belligerent, antagonistic, or drunken behaviour, would be to describe another (or oneself) as behaving 'like a cunt'. This characterisation can be further qualified; 'like a total cunt', inferring that the state of being like a cunt can have greater extremes: 'like a total shit fuck bastard cunt', for example. Such syntax though is rare. |
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Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise
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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2009, 10:24:30 PM » |
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wait... what? Ask embattled former baseball great Darryl CUNT. |
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I do the Tweets @Cecconi140
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« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2009, 02:31:38 AM » |
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What is it with you seppos...
HEY, learned a new word. Ah, Cockney rhyming slang, how quaint. |
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Quit moanin' at me! What's in the box?
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