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« on: December 21, 2009, 09:18:46 AM »

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12212009

What is this?

I'm not sure what this is.
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2009, 09:33:50 AM »

It's MONEY, baby, that's what it is.
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2009, 10:07:59 AM »

It is about how fuck*ng ridiculously hard life is and what a twisted sort of joke it is that a pill could somehow change that.

I don't find myself laughing but I do find myself agreeing.

We were never designed to stop eating good meat when it was available. When we were In Design, food was so rare that you just ate all you could because you probably wouldn't again for a coupla days.

We were never designed to drive cars. They were only recently invented! It would be unnatural to do that, even once a day, six times a day.

We are trying to legislate normalcy to cover whatever is consensus normal THIS SECOND and we betray ourselves on that point with nearly every waking breath.

And here are the talking cats. Alluding to it.
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2009, 02:07:28 PM »

T needs to stop eating prosciutto right before bedtime.
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2009, 02:41:18 PM »

Dammit, why is the Ray talkin' to the flower thing familiar!?!? Gonna bug me.

Making silly of all the little shit people try to fix externally instead of just gutting it the fuck up weak nancy boy is for old achewood bitter/sweet good.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2009, 04:11:48 PM »

This is one of those that, if you have to have it explained, it wasn't meant for you.

I loved it.
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2009, 04:45:09 PM »

ash, it reminds me of ray from toilet party swapped with phillipe vis-a-vis ultra peanut.

in the best ways.
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2009, 10:01:56 PM »

Has Teodor lost weight, or is it just the #####?
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2009, 10:39:09 PM »

It's a dream sequence. It's not, but I don't know the word for what it actually is. It's like this.
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 02:28:19 AM »

like that new drug that grows your eyelashes..... you have to get a prescription, but is insufficient eyelash length a huge deal?
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2009, 02:48:22 AM »

I hate this. Also, I can't process some of your comments in a way that... Maybe I got hit in the head and I can't remember.
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2009, 04:08:09 AM »

like that new drug that grows your eyelashes..... you have to get a prescription, but is insufficient eyelash length a huge deal?

When I was a child, women would tell my mother that they were jealous of my robust eyelashes. I did not take this as a compliment, for in my mind, it means I have Girl Eyes.
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2009, 04:21:00 AM »

Women are always jealous of my hair, yeah.

It is weird.
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2009, 06:57:36 AM »

Women are always jealous of my hair, yeah.

It is weird.

same here.  old ladies approach me in the grocery store and tell me how much of a shame it is for a boy to have such gorgeous hair.  i never know how to take it.
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2009, 07:00:59 AM »

Yeah me too, you all have curly hair?  Is it all women over 40 that compliment you, but younger women will play with it while drunk?
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