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« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2010, 04:05:37 PM »
Taxidermied pugs?
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« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2010, 04:21:29 PM »
Thankfully I haven't yet had the chance to decide whether to taxidermy a pug. 
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« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2010, 09:04:43 PM »
While it would be hilarious to have a coffee table taxidermy terrarium, like with a stuffed fox holding a stuffed pheasant in its mouth amongst reeds and dried vegetation...I can't say the same for actual pets that you love.
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« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2010, 10:33:55 PM »
I'd like a jackalope. Or other mythical animals. Put legs on a snake, add some horns, and you've got a dragon. Ooh, I wonder if you could make dinosaurs. Or a little centaur, but with a penis instead of a human torso. And what would the hoss part be? Like... Oh! Wait! the human part would be a bird, and the hoss part would be a hamster.
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« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2010, 11:17:48 PM »
To bring the thread back on topic:

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It is done quickly and on the sly.   I'm not sure I could maintain proper attractiveness while contorting up enough to play my thumb close enough to my ankle to reach my sock.

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« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2010, 04:15:14 AM »
Quote from: Toaster on January 18, 2010, 10:33:55 PM
I'd like a jackalope. Or other mythical animals. Put legs on a snake, add some horns, and you've got a dragon. Ooh, I wonder if you could make dinosaurs. Or a little centaur, but with a penis instead of a human torso. And what would the hoss part be? Like... Oh! Wait! the human part would be a bird, and the hoss part would be a hamster.

Please behold: http://www.roguetaxidermy.com/Archived_Site/pages/chimera.htm

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« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2010, 04:25:20 AM »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on January 19, 2010, 04:15:14 AM
Please behold: http://www.roguetaxidermy.com/Archived_Site/pages/chimera.htm

Damn right, we Minnesotans ARE weirder than you all down there in Houston (but not Portland).

that is the coolest fucked up thing thing ever.
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« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2010, 05:59:55 AM »
Wow. A lady made that Chimera. Dang. I guess I always thought of taxidermy as a hobby or profession of old guys. I have never met a taxidermist, though, so I'm not sure where I got that stereotype.
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« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2010, 03:06:28 PM »
Quote from: linnea on January 19, 2010, 05:59:55 AM
Wow. A lady made that Chimera. Dang. I guess I always thought of taxidermy as a hobby or profession of old guys. I have never met a taxidermist, though, so I'm not sure where I got that stereotype.

its a thing of society in general, that women arent known for thier urges to kill a living thing, then prepare the dead body to make it appear to be living.
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« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2010, 04:40:57 PM »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 19, 2010, 04:25:20 AM
that is the coolest fucked up thing thing ever.






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