Perpetual Pet (oh dear god.)

[side_show]

So, in this thread I brought up pet taxidermy, jokingly.  So then I googled pet taxidermy...  I don't know why, but I did.  So any way, this is Perpetual Pet, or more specifically, it's the image gallery of the work this business does.  When cute and grotesque and depressing collide, this is what you get.

I also found this tiny taxidermied pug puppy that sold on ebay for a surprisingly large sum, which is something I can't find any lolz about at all.  Apparently this item is for "the serious taxidermy collector." 

Yikes.

(edit: fixed the link)

[Arachno-capitalist]

I'm going to marry tinkebell and have her turn my pigs into remote control cars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aybjk64SYH8
She also makes things wombat should never see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5cTlWu2fsY

[Asherdan]

I always figured digging a hole in a favourite spot and having a shot of the fine brown was good enough for a buddy, but I dunno. I can say i'd keep talking to 'em.

Roomed with a college buddy of mine who was an avid duck and pheasant hunter, I wasn't so far behind him. He started doing his own taxidermy. This meant we always had a freezer of foil wrapped capes and pelts for working on. It was fine until we went rock giraffeing and started doing a series of Friday giraffe Frys to get rid of the extra ~50 lbs. of filets. We'd have people over and we'd BBQ giraffe up. I don't know why this one fine gal decided to get something from the freezer but she had a real fit (seriously, a fit) when she unwrapped a pheasant cape.

I have bad luck with dead things, freezers and women. I'm sure I told the Fritz the Cat story around here already.

ALSO: A-Caps links would have been better with more of Tinkerbells tits. For some reason I kept wanting them to make an appearance. I know, not cool, but it is what it is.

[Arachno-capitalist]

ALSO: A-Caps links would have been better with more of Tinkerbells tits. For some reason I kept wanting them to make an appearance. I know, not cool, but it is what it is.

It almost makes up for her crazy.

[wombat]

That taxidermy pug is interesting because it's from the late nineteenth century, and pugs looked quite different then. Also they cropped their ears, as you can see if you look closely. Obviously they had a very different sense of cuteness.

It kind of doesn't bother me because that pug would have been dead for over a century by now either way. I'm also OK with the fact that you put the wrong link in to the modern company... I would look, but it might be better NOT to look.

[side_show]

It is something one might rather not look at.  I fixed it, but then... Some are so lifelike, while others.... icky.

[jaydub]

I love listening to Dutch.  Its like dream writing - it almost makes sense. 

[Bobby Isosceles]

www.crappytaxidermy.com

[wombat]

I love listening to Dutch.  Its like dream writing - it almost makes sense. 

Yes - I feel like any word now it's going to turn into English or German, but it never does.

[dejavroom]

I have a cat called 21 (it's not a gimmicky name, even though it is - it just sounds good in portuguese - as it does in english). If I got rich he'd be immortal, perpetually cloned, a long line of 22, 23 etc; and for tradition's sake, their hides would become tambourines (an old samba myth that says that cats provide the best hide for making them).

[greenkoolayd]

I have a cat called 21 (it's not a gimmicky name, even though it is - it just sounds good in portuguese - as it does in english). If I got rich he'd be immortal, perpetually cloned, a long line of 22, 23 etc; and for tradition's sake, their hides would become tambourines (an old samba myth that says that cats provide the best hide for making them).

[[sings]]
i knew a man, dejavroom and hed dance for you

[jaydub]

Google tells me that twenty in Portuguese is also twenty.  True?

55 in Italian is quite euphonious, IMO.

[oball]

I initially misread the title of this thread as "Perpetual Pat", so now I'm imagining a stuffed Pat with a built-in voice recorder that constantly criticises your eating habits and social responsibility and, well, everything.

[dejavroom]

Google tells me that twenty in Portuguese is also twenty.  True?

Oops, just saw this.

no, no, google is drunk. "twenty" in portuguese is "vinte" (veen-tchee); "vinte e um" (21) would be "veen-tchee-oom"

[wombat]

Here's another idea: make your loved one's cremated remains - pet or human, or, if they are not dead, their HAIR - into a diamond.
http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/beloved_pets_main2006.aspx